Wanted rs4 avant

[Richard]

All riveting, but can we all go back to the original question

[Rich196]

Richard it doesnt count if you add your employment status in your quote form as 'priest'

21 ?? you would be lucky to get a quote matey, most policies will set age limit at 25 on ins group 20's so you should check your details again

Electronic engineer,

Rs4 1k
996 tubo 1.2k
M5 1.4k

Richard

Ps good luck with the hunt, i found a nice saloon today

2

[bam_bam]

Richard it doesnt count if you add your employment status in your quote form as 'priest'

21 ?? you would be lucky to get a quote matey, most policies will set age limit at 25 on ins group 20's so you should check your details again

Electronic engineer,

Rs4 1k
996 tubo 1.2k
M5 1.4k

Richard

Ps good luck with the hunt, i found a nice saloon today

2

So, for shits and giggles I decided to fill in a insurance request based on this:
Richard
21
2yrs NCB
RH12 4DT postcode
£500 excess
B7 RS4
4,000miles a year
Parked on driveway
Non-business use
Electrical Engineer
No previous convictions etc
Solo insurance

Here's what Compare the Meerkat came back with...



...and these are the firms that wouldn't insure:



Oh hang on, I've got a call coming in...

[F@tBoyF@t]

Bam - you are legend.......

[The_Coat]

Bam - you are legend.......

+1 lol

[linkman72]

precisely Bam, timewasting teenagers perhaps ???

stick to the corsa fella

[HYFR]

Frigging leg end jack dee!!!!!

[54Kab]

funny as fook

[linkman72]

Looking at 'Richard' and 'Rich' they seem to be the same ( schitzo ??? ) sad half a tach ???

[Rich196]

Richard it doesnt count if you add your employment status in your quote form as 'priest'

21 ?? you would be lucky to get a quote matey, most policies will set age limit at 25 on ins group 20's so you should check your details again

Electronic engineer,

Rs4 1k
996 tubo 1.2k
M5 1.4k

Richard

Ps good luck with the hunt, i found a nice saloon today

2

So, for shits and giggles I decided to fill in a insurance request based on this:
Richard
21
2yrs NCB
RH12 4DT postcode
£500 excess
B7 RS4
4,000miles a year
Parked on driveway
Non-business use
Electrical Engineer
No previous convictions etc
Solo insurance

Here's what Compare the Meerkat came back with...



...and these are the firms that wouldn't insure:



Oh hang on, I've got a call coming in...

Well I have, I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't actually looking. Nice to see the warm reception from you tho, and the fact you have so much free time on your hands!

Are you from Horsham?

Richard 2

[bam_bam]

A warm reception!?!? I don't think you're very perceptive if you think that was warm, and if you were being sarcastic, don't. It never works, you invariably always have to say "...oh, I was being sarcastic..." but it just looks like you're doing a back pedal. Also, thanks for your concern on how I spend my time but rest easy, the X-factor was on so I had fcuk all else to do. Besides, I'd have only spent that 5mins perfecting my masturbation technique but if you ask me, knocking out 2.5 in 5mins is perfection.

*bam_bam offers warm reception to the Richard... whatever that looks like*

[Richard]

Thankfully "all publicity is good publicity", and now that bam bam has tired himself out watching Louis Walsh and hopefully leave this page alone??

Anybody got an nice rs4 b7 avant to sell?

[Rich196]

Seems like some Audi drivers are wankers

Yawn, sorry Bambam, but if you are in the Horsham area would be nice to speak to you perhaps, and get some serious buying advice. If your not to busy masturbating :S Although you have a lardy arse 6

[bam_bam]

Seems like some Audi drivers are wankers

Yawn, sorry Bambam, but if you are in the Horsham area would be nice to speak to you perhaps, and get some serious buying advice. If your not to busy masturbating :S Although you have a lardy arse 6

*you're

Sure, I'll cum to Horsham and shake your hand... with my wank hand... after I've just driven there... alone. My buying advice is; bring wet wipes and buy a Porker turbo, it'd suit you perfectly.

BTW it's a bit pointless piling on the wanker jokes when your target is clearly a loud and proud masturbater, it just means you've got nothing to add. Nice one on the lardy '6 though but be careful when sprouting known facts.
Also, quality potatochoppin', can you do me a moody insurance quote too?

[Rich196]

Chin up, its only banter but the insurance is real