WANTED RS ...Upto £11,000

[Les]

You have posted on the board with no detail, it's clearly a B5 you're after
SO you brought it on yourself dude and the guys are just having a laugh, chill, you'll live longer
Go to the B5 board you may do better. Or add the B5 to you next effort on here.
Reread your post it's not great mate
Just some advice ok.

[R32tom]

Well what a bunch of mooranic tossers you losers are !!!!!!!!
ONLY one person has sent me a message and I have requested details.
If the guy with the 53 plate blue one from Belfast is on here he will confirm I am serious,he is also selling it via Autotrader.
BUT after seeing the remarks on here I think I will stick to one of the many cars I have and drive for fun as I can afford it.
SO NOW F OFF YOU PR*CKS !!!!!!!!!

There's a big difference between requesting details and buying a car.....................

and you're now not buying one because of the responses to this post?? Well done, made me laugh anyway!!

[bam_bam]

BUT after seeing the remarks on here I think I will stick to one of the many cars I have and drive for fun as I can afford it.

Wow, you drive for fun as you can afford it?!?! I too wished you'd stuck to driving one of your other imaginary cars, instead of coming on here and snapping your fingers for a cheap RS.

...think I would rather eat my own pooh than drive one of these !!!!!!!!!

Any point asking if you'd like ketchup with that, you're clearly a 'brown sauce' man, ne?

Goodluck with the search, don't let the door tap your arse on the way, I hear it's a little bit torn up...

[Rick_RS4]

OP

it seems like you know noting about the car other than it goes fast, i suggest you research the car and running costs, because if you cant afford a rs4 thats not CAT D or similar then you wont afford the running costs, ive spent over 3 grand in the past couple of weeks and that doesnt include fuel.

can i ask how old you are? as insurance isnt cheap either.

all i can say is good luck, your gonna need it.

go and see these boys theyre just down your alley

http://www.ktc-supercars.co.uk/keighley ... centre.php

x

[jaysrs4]

How the feck did I miss this?!!! Nothing like a chuckle in the morning!

This guy needs a sausage to go with his brown sauce.

[E10EAN]

WOW what a enthusiastic person and thanks for sharing your requests with us also best of luck.

Thanks

[daletaylor]

OP

it seems like you know noting about the car other than it goes fast, i suggest you research the car and running costs, because if you cant afford a rs4 thats not CAT D or similar then you wont afford the running costs, ive spent over 3 grand in the past couple of weeks and that doesnt include fuel.

can i ask how old you are? as insurance isnt cheap either.

all i can say is good luck, your gonna need it.

go and see these boys theyre just down your alley

http://www.ktc-supercars.co.uk/keighley ... centre.php

x

I am 37,MD of my own company and drive several cars that are mine and paid for,I also drive a company car that is very nice.
I have 11 grand in the business that needs spending by Friday so instead of HMRC having it I will spend it on something,just sold a 56 plate M3 as the gate to my yard jumped out at it 2 weeks ago and made a little dent in it !!
Insurance or running cost don't bother me,I have a Shell garage at the Ind Est where we are so fuel isn't a bother as I use Shell for my Scoob and Evo.

[longman h]

OP

it seems like you know noting about the car other than it goes fast, i suggest you research the car and running costs, because if you cant afford a rs4 thats not CAT D or similar then you wont afford the running costs, ive spent over 3 grand in the past couple of weeks and that doesnt include fuel.

can i ask how old you are? as insurance isnt cheap either.

all i can say is good luck, your gonna need it.

go and see these boys theyre just down your alley

http://www.ktc-supercars.co.uk/keighley ... centre.php

x

I am 37,MD of my own company and drive several cars that are mine and paid for,I also drive a company car that is very nice.
I have 11 grand in the business that needs spending by Friday so instead of HMRC having it I will spend it on something,just sold a 56 plate M3 as the gate to my yard jumped out at it 2 weeks ago and made a little dent in it !!
Insurance or running cost don't bother me,I have a Shell garage at the Ind Est where we are so fuel isn't a bother as I use Shell for my Scoob and Evo.

Ooooo, nice credentials.
What you've written above, doesn't really make a great deal of sense if I'm honest, especially not for an MD?!?!

Good luck with your search as you're clearly an Audi enthusiast and buying for the right reasons!!

[C17LJR]

I'm also an MD and wouldn't mind some advice if you don't mind,

I, like yourself have got some cash in the business account, and I'm interested to learn how I can go about buying another car instead of giving it to HMRC?

Sounds like a very good idea to me

[bam_bam]

I am 37,MD of my own company and drive several cars that are mine and paid for,I also drive a company car that is very nice.
I have 11 grand in the business that needs spending by Friday so instead of HMRC having it I will spend it on something,just sold a 56 plate M3 as the gate to my yard jumped out at it 2 weeks ago and made a little dent in it !!
Insurance or running cost don't bother me,I have a Shell garage at the Ind Est where we are so fuel isn't a bother as I use Shell for my Scoob and Evo.

You write like a (retarded) 12yr old boy who's overheard his dad's phone call to the accountants. Also, are you trying to say that you 'own' a Shell garage or you 'use' use Shell in your imaginary cars? Congratulations, pretty much every car enthusiast uses Shell, except, we don't have to make slurping noises when pretending to fill up out cars.

I'm also an MD and wouldn't mind some advice if you don't mind,

I, like yourself have got some cash in the business account, and I'm interested to learn how I can go about buying another car instead of giving it to HMRC?

Sounds like a very good idea to me

Director's whim, call it a rapid delivery vehicle on your asset list.

[John Johnson]

And me ! Wonder if I'd be able to fob the vat man off next week and spend that on some new y fronts too without getting a bollocking

[daytonamart]

and again.......

[amanda1]

And me ! Wonder if I'd be able to fob the vat man off next week and spend that on some new y fronts too without getting a bollocking

Not without getting a telling off from your missus...............besides you wear her thongs

[John Johnson]

I would if I could fit my fat asss in em ... They don't look too comfortable for the meat and two veg though

[jaysrs4]

OP

it seems like you know noting about the car other than it goes fast, i suggest you research the car and running costs, because if you cant afford a rs4 thats not CAT D or similar then you wont afford the running costs, ive spent over 3 grand in the past couple of weeks and that doesnt include fuel.

can i ask how old you are? as insurance isnt cheap either.

all i can say is good luck, your gonna need it.

go and see these boys theyre just down your alley

http://www.ktc-supercars.co.uk/keighley ... centre.php

x

I am 37,MD of my own company and drive several cars that are mine and paid for,I also drive a company car that is very nice.
I have 11 grand in the business that needs spending by Friday so instead of HMRC having it I will spend it on something,just sold a 56 plate M3 as the gate to my yard jumped out at it 2 weeks ago and made a little dent in it !!
Insurance or running cost don't bother me,I have a Shell garage at the Ind Est where we are so fuel isn't a bother as I use Shell for my Scoob and Evo.

So enlighten us, why have you got to give HMRC 11 grand? And why by Friday?