Presenting ..... The Fastest Car in the World

[Mr V10]

All this TT talk reminds me, I need a haircut. I'm being serious not taking the piss.

[bye bye]

All this TT talk reminds me, I need a haircut. I'm being serious not taking the piss.

whoah, that WAS funny.

Are you a fluffer?

(Also, why are you openly admitting your S8 is stolen?)

[bam_bam]

Also, why are you openly admitting your S8 is stolen?

Errrm, because it was stolen... it was a tricky question but am I right?

[Mr V10]

Why so touchy? My hairdresser genuinely drives an Audi TT, hence it reminded me. I dunno why you took offence to that. Feckin hell your paranoid.

Got it in one Bam Bam. No prizes for guessing though.

[W8PMC]

Very nice TT, but perhaps you should alter the thread title a little as "Fastest" ain't factually correct

Can agree it would outdrag a B7 RS4 in a straight line but looks at the stats where it matter:

http://www.fastestlaps.com/cars/audi_rs4_b7.html
http://www.fastestlaps.com/cars/audi_tt-rs_coupe.html

I'd rather own a car that does more than fast drag times as i like corners & a more complete & rewarding driving experience.

Had a play with a B7 RS4 at the weekend & i'd even suggest that the RS4 wins hands down in the sound & style stakes as well:)

[Mr V10]

Good website W8 PMC. I'm quite surprised it reckons my car will beat an E60 M5 down the 1/4 mile! Cool.

1/4 mile
Audi RS6 Avant (C6) 12.4 s
Alpina B5 S Touring 12.5 s @ 118 mph
Audi RS6 Plus (C5) 12.6 s
BMW M5 Touring (E61) 12.9 s
Mercedes E 63 AMG T 12.9 s