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So I've cleared out the spare room over the weekend and found these hiding in the corner........ I honestly never saw myself as a hoarder

Not really. A new purchase for the RS will soon be revealed, once I've decided on the right finish at least. Nothing too fancy, but an alternative to the rotors for the last few months of ownership....

Anyone fancy guessing what they are?

They'll look stunning

Sunshine bear special edition?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here... A set of wheels?

Is it....

A mail order, self assembly prostitute?

S4WON wrote:Is it....

A mail order, self assembly prostitute?

Warm.... but not moist.

S4WON wrote:Is it....

A mail order, self assembly prostitute?

In your experience, where is the best place to buy these?

MikeFish wrote:

S4WON wrote:Is it....

A mail order, self assembly prostitute?

In your experience, where is the best place to buy these?

No need to buy, home made

Depending on how they look, I want first dibs when u come to sell please

S4WON wrote:

MikeFish wrote:

S4WON wrote:Is it....

A mail order, self assembly prostitute?

In your experience, where is the best place to buy these?

No need to buy, home made

Rule 1.

A couple of comments.

• - Why would anyone 'keep' a prostitute? It seems a false economy, might I suggest you review your order and instead purchase a self-assembly slut/nymphomaniac (sex=female).
  - Is anyone keen on setting up a group buy?
  - Does anyone have a link to an unboxing and subsequent reboxing i.e. box stuffing or first usage?
  - Self-assembly? So it puts itself together? I located an instruction manual and I had someone read it to me. I've already figured that there'd be a few leftover parts so I'm putting a parts for sale ad now.

Mail order slut leftover parts for sale, all genuine reasons for sale, one careless lady owner:

1 x Clitoris - never used and never been wet (for the life of me I just couldn't figure out where it was supposed to go and for some odd reason, I just didn't care).
1 x pack of vocal cords - clearly a design fault or feature creep, just not required. Also the output was too annoying.
1 x logic chip - faulty.
1 x emotion processor - simply no need for that.
1 x shopping engine - to costly to run and always resulted in completely random unjustifiable purchases.
1 x nagging install disk - cyclic redundancy error.
1 x self-esteem program - It kept on crashing the package and I found it was much easier to control the slut when not running.

Any questions please feel free to ask.

Right, just to clarify, there isn't a dead /self build / mail order hooker in any of the boxes.... OK!!

smudge wrote:Right, just to clarify, there isn't a dead /self build / mail order hooker in any of the boxes.... OK!!

Give us a clue then. I mean, how are we meant to guess with just one picture?

A picture says a thousand words

I've heard that Stephen Hawkins says it's 999 words.

Not many words for this picture