Hello nudenut c/o shmee

[Brooner]

No no I'm not

[Nudenut]

He had the car to do with it as he so wished, as said I was away in Spain.
I was surprised he didn't track it as I told him to have some fun but that was his call, at the end of the day he bends it, he mends it.

[Brooner]

that's not so bad if he had your blessing

[bam_bam]

that's not so bad if he had your blessing

Different model, ain't he?

[doodlebug]

that's not so bad if he had your blessing

Different model, ain't he?

Aye! Letting someone have a go unaccompanied in my motor is one very tiny step away from loaning the wife out for a ride.

[bam_bam]

that's not so bad if he had your blessing

Different model, ain't he?

Aye! Letting someone have a go unaccompanied in my motor is one very tiny step away from loaning the wife out for a ride.

A tiny step in which direction? Does this mean I'm more likely to get a ride on your wife or in your motor? Since I'm breaking new ground on inappropriate questions here, how much for both?

[doodlebug]

A tiny step in which direction? Does this mean I'm more likely to get a ride on your wife or in your motor? Since I'm breaking new ground on inappropriate questions here, how much for both?

That's a very good question. Given that the wife is all but barred from the car, that puts the car at the top of the tree and therefore makes the wife cheaper.

Special deal, today only, £19.99 the pair.

[Ian_C]

that's not so bad if he had your blessing

Different model, ain't he?

Aye! Letting someone have a go unaccompanied in my motor is one very tiny step away from loaning the wife out for a ride.

I had to read that twice to realise you actually meant 'loan the wife out for a ride' not 'loan the RS4 to the wife for a ride'

[bam_bam]

A tiny step in which direction? Does this mean I'm more likely to get a ride on your wife or in your motor? Since I'm breaking new ground on inappropriate questions here, how much for both?

That's a very good question. Given that the wife is all but barred from the car, that puts the car at the top of the tree and therefore makes the wife cheaper.

Special deal, today only, £19.99 the pair.

hmmm, you got a lay-away scheme? No pun intended.

[doodlebug]

More likely to find a lay-by scheme. Though that comes with inherent risk of other 'visitors'.

[Graeme4130]

A tiny step in which direction? Does this mean I'm more likely to get a ride on your wife or in your motor? Since I'm breaking new ground on inappropriate questions here, how much for both?

That's a very good question. Given that the wife is all but barred from the car, that puts the car at the top of the tree and therefore makes the wife cheaper.

Special deal, today only, £19.99 the pair.

PhilT, can we get this in Group Bookings ?

[doodlebug]

Ha ha, you've not met her. Might be more inclined to pay be double to take her back!

[Graeme4130]

Ha ha, you've not met her. Might be more inclined to pay be double to take her back!

Haha, I'm guessing she doesn't read this forum then

[doodlebug]

Not that I know of....

[RS04YOB]

Does this bloke ever buy any new clothes