R8 Fail!!

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R8 Fail!!

Post by PhilT » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:02 am

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R8 Fail!!

Post by The_Coat » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:53 am

You think he would have take it round the block to clean the disks up :)
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:34 pm

She's an actual porn star (Kaci Star), she's a sturdy little unit and the kind of girl that doesn't mind having herself made "air-tight", or as I've heard them called, a "3 door whore".
As for the car, the wheels are awesome, R8 fitment DyMags would have to be rarer than an Essex virgin. Shame the doors are now rooted and will need to be repinned...

Phil, I 'spose you'll now be shifting this into the 18+ section?
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by PhilT » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:41 pm

Maybe I should only let you post in the 18+ section!!
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:09 pm

PhilT wrote:Maybe I should only let you post in the 18+ section!!
Or maybe you build a script to automatically move all of my posts into the 18+ section. Could save you loads of work... and complaints via PM.
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by barryrs » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:59 pm

With looks like that she must be pure filth!

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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by sonny » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:52 am

Mmmmmm Dymags.
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by Graeme4130 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:11 pm

bam_bam wrote:She's an actual porn star (Kaci Star), she's a sturdy little unit and the kind of girl that doesn't mind having herself made "air-tight", or as I've heard them called, a "3 door whore".
As for the car, the wheels are awesome, R8 fitment DyMags would have to be rarer than an Essex virgin. Shame the doors are now rooted and will need to be repinned...

Phil, I 'spose you'll now be shifting this into the 18+ section?
Haha, it must've either been in the wording and I missed it or you must watch an awful lot of porn to have recognised her dressed to know her name ?
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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by MikeFish » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:37 pm

Take a guess!

*clue: her name ain't in the text.

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Re: R8 Fail!!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:41 pm

Zombie thread?
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