Four emeoba broke into my house this afternoon at 4pm smashing one of my bi-folding doors in an attempt to get my keys and rob my RS4 parked in my drive, I was at my cousins getting some new bypass pipes fitted on the E36 M3. My neighbour spotted them and phoned the Police who came in 15 mins and get this they caught the fcukers. The police gave chase to a stolen BMW X5 with 4 ameoba init.
The police were really good, got the CID coming tomorrow as there's a big hand print on my kitchen table and they want to give back our stolen things back, my sons play station, fake Rolex submariner and Armani messenger bag, Gucci sunglasses but could not find my keys. Complete fcukwitts left a fortune in other stuff.
I did ask the CID if he could provide the names and addresses of the 4 amoeba fcukwitts, he said let's talk about that tomorrow.
Attempted RS4 robbery
Attempted RS4 robbery
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3
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4 pm?? Anyone knows about a safe kill switch, for the rs4?
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daytonamart
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Re: Attempted RS4 robbery
Good news Cov, the irony here is that for years you've slated the police on here and now they've only gone and done their job!
Glad the 4's still in your possession.
Glad the 4's still in your possession.
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That’s lucky! I keep my keys in my shotgun safe as I don’t use the car that often, can the black plastic key start the car too?
Last edited by James1984 on Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
2007 B7 RS4 Saloon, Phantom Black, Forge Oil Cooler Kit, custom home made air feed, H&R Coilovers, H&R anti roll bars, 10mm H&R Spacers, Milltek decat downpipes, Milltek Non Res Valved Exhaust, Reyland Motorsports front & rear discs with Hel braided Hoses, full underbody overhauled inc powdercoated subframes and arms, 034 solid subframe bushes and every joint, arm or bush replaced.
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Glad to hear everyone from your side is ok Cov, and the Bi-folding doors took the hit for your RS 
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As above.daytonamart wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:04 amGood news Cov, the irony here is that for years you've slated the police on here and now they've only gone and done their job!
Glad the 4's still in your possession.
Glad nobody got hurt, well not until you find out who they are anyway.
Glad you still have the car too. Best buy your neighbour a beer!
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Yes, I slated the Police, but I'll eat my words now. They've been top. No one was in so no one hurt. Insurance don't work at the weekend. New doors are in order and Fortress Covkiller will take shape.
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3
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If you're going to retaliate, leave it a couple of weeks so you're not No1 suspect.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: Attempted RS4 robbery
Sorry to hear about this.
Thankfully no one was hurt which is the main thing.
Hope the scrotes get more than a slap on the wrists in court.
Mike
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Thankfully no one was hurt which is the main thing.
Hope the scrotes get more than a slap on the wrists in court.
Mike
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Glad all is ok with your family and you still have the car. I so hope you find out where they live 
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Glad all were safe
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Good to hear all is ok. Its amazing how much attention a 12 yr old car still gets. Shows how awesome they are.
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Glad no one was in and they didn’t get your keys. If you need a hand in your endeavours I would happily supply my labour.
Cheers
Cheers
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rwilsonrs4
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Re: Attempted RS4 robbery
its always a nightmare , i have mine and has been lucky so far as its the only one in my town and has 2 roads to travel south so can be seen probably as its a rare car and has my private plate so everyone in a huge area knows my car and know my face , cant say where i am but i disable it too as when i,m working i take the keys with me so even if they break in the house it cant be stolen with no keys available or even somehow they can start it by smashing the ign or something but 2 things are disabled ,so no possibility on;y thing i worry about is the seats but house is in a culdisac so any neighbours will see it in a quiet area as windows smashed or noise issues
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1/4 mile 12.01 secs 123.5mph
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Nightmare
Glad to hear your all ok which is the main thing,and they didn’t get the car.
Mav8
Glad to hear your all ok which is the main thing,and they didn’t get the car.
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