Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

[Surrey Sam]

Oh dear

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds ... 07/8147562


Stage 2 - 500BHP

[tommchowat]

That flat bottom wheel looks very circular too.

[irn_bru_ce]

What seats does it have?

[FaisalJ]

How many times do they mention the buckets? They’re absolutely knackered as well.

And some idiot drilled a hole in the bodywork for an air intake!?!?


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[KWheeler]

Might give him a call tomorrow and pretend I'm interested for a laugh would love to hear his explanation around 500bhp...

[sumdy]

Too late, just put a deposit on it

[bam_bam]

I love these gems, they get me every fcuken time:
- FULLY LOADED EVERY EXTRA
- ON BOARD COMPUTER
- FIRST TO SEE WILL DEFINITELY BUY
- HAS EVERY SINGLE OPTIONAL EXTRA AVAILABE

Might give him a call tomorrow and pretend I'm interested for a laugh would love to hear his explanation around 500bhp...

I'm guessing he'll say "IT HAS HAD AN HIGH PERFORMANCE AIR INTAKE OPEN HOLE FITTED INCREASING VOLUME OF AIR GOING TO THE ENGINE ENHANCING CAR PERFORMANCE BY A LOT INNIT"

[dougle_turbo]

I can't read it, too much SHOUTING.

[Surrey Sam]

I love the fact it comes with a full service and health check, yet there is a AFS headlight fault on the dash.

Wonder what the health check reads - Yes it's f***ed ?

[rocket1]

3 times he mentions the wrap around seats. I wonder if they wrap around that much that you exempt from wearing seat belts as there wraparound seats. Dear o dear lol

[MikeFish]

Has he really cut a hole out of the front wing to make a cold air feed?

[bam_bam]

Has he really cut a hole out of the front wing to make a cold air feed?

Yep, not only that but on the side of the car! It probably causes wind noise above 40mph, like that time I pumped Chunky's mum in anus making such a gapping hole, that when I opened the window to air the stinky room, the breeze across her bum made a whistle. I couldn't stand it, I had to drap my jacket over her to stop that infernal noise.

[MrHilario]

Yep, not only that but on the side of the car! It probably causes wind noise above 40mph, like that time I pumped Chunky's mum in anus making such a gapping hole, that when I opened the window to air the stinky room, the breeze across her bum made a whistle. I couldn't stand it, I had to drap my jacket over her to stop that infernal noise.

[FaisalJ]

Well that’s ruined my breakfast


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[bam_bam]

Well that’s ruined my breakfast

Shall we call that a thread ender?