They are on Facebook though ....
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=220539631324121
PS Alternative bling colours are available!

I'd be interested to see some torque figures out of this bit of kit

£15k fitted? - not a chancePaulRS4 wrote:And there I was thinking you had bitten the bullet
Don't!!! Tempt HimWhat's the quarter mile?
/Sakimano.
You're mistaking me for someone much, much more intelligent.Silas wrote:Don't!!! Tempt HimWhat's the quarter mile?
/Sakimano...It's been very peacefull recently
sakimano wrote: Looks like our friend Mario Molliere has been busy. He posted today that he was in Florida on business, and decided to hit up Palm Beach International Raceway for a little 1/4 mile drag racin'. Awesome. Then we saw the timeslip. WOW. 11.2, 11.3, 11.4. New fastest RS4 on earth.
Or is it...
mmRS4audi wrote:when for business in west palm last week !had some time to kill !!![did not want to post it but hey maybe that will shut up the haters out there .wrench
Alright, no problem there...unless you've been paying attention
1. HE LIVES IN RHODE ISLAND?
According to his info on Audizine, he lives in Rhode Island. That's far from PBIR. So...how far? According to google maps, that's 23 hrs or 1300 miles!
That's a FUCKTON of driving to do for a 'business trip'. Who on earth drives from Rhode Island to Palm Beach? Especially someone who just bought a $40,000 car and a $15,000 modlist for it in the past 4 months. So...let's give him the beiiificientficientficientit of the doubt here...he mentioned something about New Jersey. Is that much closer? NOPE! That's still 1000 miles, or about 16 hrs driving straight through.
So that is a big fishy strike one. But, maybe he's like John Madden, and refuses to fly.
Now that we know that he is actually notorious thief from vortex, Mario Moliere, it turns out he lives in Florida and us trying to hide his identity. Awesome..thieves are buying RS4 s now.
2. THE TIMELINE
The weirdest thing to me may be the timeline (if driving for 20 hrs isn't weird enough, each way). He claims he was at PBIR last week on October 3rd. OK. So you set a BLAZINGLY fast quarter mile time, then posted this later that VERY SAME DAY?
Check the timestamp. AZ defaults to California time. Pacific...Florida -3hrs. So he posted that at 11:06 pm Eastern Standard Time. Why is that weird? Don't forget...he had literally hours before that run 11.2, 11.4, 11.3 at PBIR. So comfortably a couple of hours later he's ditching the M112 and going whipple, even though our man was peeling off a 11.26 @ 126.4! That's confusing. If my car was doig that, I'd be damn happy, to say the least. I wouldn't be posting about rippoing it apart and giving up on it.
Further confusing us all is that a few days AFTER the supposed world record RS4 run, he posted this...
That's an odd comment to make for someone who just drove two and a half thousand miles round trip 3 days earlier to run the fastest ever Audi RS4 quarter mile time.mmRS4audi wrote:hou cares about quarter mile numbers !!!lots of high power car cant put the power to the ground and u get low result on quarter of miles i had a 800 awhp plus vw 2004 r32 most i did was 11.4 quarter of mile because just spining tires!!!but on the highway thats where you feel the power !!the rs4 is not made for quarter mile track
3. THE TIMESLIP
The timeslip is really fucked up.
a) The header
Tracks sometimes change the header on the printed timeslips. PBIR does it a lot. On his timeslip, it says '2011 National Sport Compact Racing Association Round 1'. Hmm...the biggest dragstrip in the country is still rocking a header from 18 months ago (I believe it was back in Mar2011). That makes no sense.
Let's check that out. Did anyone else hit PBIR on Wednesday? Yup. This guy did. Note his timeslip header.
Something else about that timeslip from Oct 3rd...it was exactly the same dimensions, in pixels, as the one mmrs4audi posted as his own. Pretty interesting I think. Could just be a co-incidence, but a weird one huh? No other timeslip on all of google images had those dimensions. Just saying.
So let's again give Mario Moliere the beificientit of the doubt. Maybe PBIR left the 2011 Sport Compact header on from March 2011, until AFTER the private event Mario was supposedly at on Wednesday. That would explain why he had that header...and that would explain why the LSX guy above didn't. All we need is another timeslip from 2012. How about this one? Oops. Guess that solves that part of the riddle.
b) The ET+RT WIN marker at the bottom of the slip (circled in green)
All tracks show ET (elapsed time) but they also show your reaction time, for bracket racing when you're heads up with your opponent. Then they add the two up, and show at the bottom of the timeslip Right 1st or Left1st, and show how much time they won by. If we add up the times for MarioMiller/mmRS4Audi vs the cars in the other lanes he was supposedly against, it doesn't add up. In all three timeslips, the ET+RT winner is off by EXACTLY 1 second. That seems odd. Sounds like someone photoshopped 1 second exactly off the ET. So a shameworthy 12.45 (for someone claiming 600 hp or nearly 500 whp) quickly becomes an 11.45.
c) The times just don't add up. Simply put, the car is WAY TOO SLOW in the first 1/8th and WAY TOO FAST in the second 1/8th for this to be considered anywhere near believable. Again, suspecting a photoshop job, this makes sense. Let's examine it. Says he was 8.0 to 8.2 seconds to the 1/8 mile marker. Now...sure he may suck at launching. That would explain the 60 foot. But that wouldn't explain the 1/8 mile ET. At the 1/8 mile mark, you are almost out of 3rd gear in these cars, and shifting into fourth. He is only about as fast as my stock RS4 record time was at the 1/8 mile. But was he coming on like a train to explain how he is 15 car lengths ahead and 20 MPH faster in trap speed? <beep> no. His 60 foot/330 foot and 660 foot(1/8) times were virtually identical to mine, and his MPH was a hair better at the 1/8. So what happened after the 1/8? Did he turn on nitrous yo? No, he doesn't have nitrous. He has a modest sized supercharger that would be starting to struggle...not be getting ready to put the greatest 1/8 MPH vs. 1/4 MPH of any B5/6/7 S4/RS4 of all time.
Picking up nearly 40 MPH is INSANE in the quartermile.
For perspective, my 12.75 run I picked up 23 MPH.
On george's 12.28 run he picked up 23 MPH
On APR's 11.83 run they picked up 23 MPH (seeing a trend)
On TTS's 11.4 run they picked up 25 MPH
On mmrs4audi's run, he picked up 40 MPH!
This is not doable on an M112. I don't care if it is fueled by gold and unicorn horn and Kate Upton's panties. Not happening.
You can say 'I was spinning' if you want. Great. That would happen on the launch. On one of the runs he was 1.9 (not good, but not detrimental to the next 600 feet of the run for <beep>'s sake). On one of the runs he was 1.8 (good enough to ensure the rest of the first half was setup to be awesome...not to basically run like an all motor stock RS4 lol).
SO...we have lots of questions. I can't wait to hear his answers. I also can't wait to hear the answers from the guys at PBIR and ROADTESTTV, the youtube channel who are at, and take video of, every dragstrip event at PBIR. Car 6418....who are you?
p.s. a few guys on AZ have noticed that this doesn't add up. A few others are cheering and patting this guy on the back for lying and making fools of the forum. Let's take a stroll through the list of 'I WAS TOO DUMB TO SEE THE FACTS'
CLINT FROM RAI a.ka. AudiA42.0t a.k.a. The Engine Swap Wizard (in his own head) was too dumb to realise he was being had
He was too dumb twice in the thread actually
And my favourite 'toodumb' guy...our friend ACE who lashed out and swore and name called, and dropped incorrect information and then disappeared. I hope the autosubscribe is on still on audirevolution...because that means he will see this post. If so...WAY TO GO BROTHER! You made a class AAA ass of yourself.
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Well you asked!bam_bam wrote:What's the quarter mile?
/Sakimano.
Used to destroy these without changing down in my mk4 Golf!sync24 wrote:£15k fitted? - not a chancePaulRS4 wrote:And there I was thinking you had bitten the bullet
£2.5k on this - perhaps! http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/ ... iment=true
conjecture and conspiracy? Sorry...what?bam_bam wrote:You have way too much time on your hands creating all this conjecture and conspiracy. That Canadian air has messed up your head...
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