Lwfw any one had probs

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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by Rick_RS4 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:54 pm

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dont understand the multiple references to how much stuff you have, that has nothing to do with it, you will be posting pictures of your massive penis next

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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by marc1 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:59 pm

jaysrs4 wrote:
Jamiestanton wrote:Just had a lightened fly wheel fitted and it seams great
But a cupple have said watch the crank don't go !????
But they then go on about there mate done it to his vector and it blew crank out
I am sure if this happened then mrc would not sell them any one got alloy fly wheel and ever had any probs with this ?
To a degree I have to side with Bam. I see exactly where he's coming from. I recall an old post from Jamie about his newly purchased RS4 smoking, it read a tad 'junior'.

Posting comments like - 'watch the crank don't go' and 'Me mate with a Vector (I take it that's not of the 'twin turbo' variety but the 'prostitute, murdering kind' that John Cleland failed miserably in BTCC because it was only any good for murdering prostitutes in. You sound like the kind of guy the R32OC is now full of, absolute retards who've bought a shitter of an R32 that used to own a Saxo (in not saying this is you), but your immature reaction to Bam's flaming did expose you slightly.

Bam is harsh but 'straight talking', if you've met him in person, you'll know he's got one of the driest, funniest senses of humours you'll ever experience, and I've only spent a day with the chap - he'll tear many people down - he's part of the furniture here. However, that's not to say he's always right (he's not a true Brit for a start, so essentially he's a cripple :wink: ) this is why I sympathise with him!!!

A forum is where you can EASILY be judged by what you type, why on earth some people don't think before they commit I don't know, I for one don't want to be remembered for posting utter shat, because if you meet me, I like to think I don't talk utter shat.

From your posts Jamie, you 'sound' like a bit of a stereotypical 'ricer', I'm not saying you are (because I've never met you), but your posts create that impression, maybe if I ever met you the conversation 'wouldn't' go - 'Reet mate, how much you boot it on way over, I raced a Ferrari and burnt it off with me new lightweight flywheel cos me RS4 now revs to 10,000 grand'. Oh and your socks wouldn't be tucked in to your Kappa trakki bottoms!!! - Just saying.
^ you and your prostitutes James. :mrgreen:

We can't really expect anything less though, the guy is obviously posting late at night when his mum thinks he's asleep. Alas, she bought him a nightlight, thinking he would read before bed, not what she was hoping for...

Jamie, if in fact you really are an adult and you are just pretending to be a young teenager typing these posts, don't rise to the bait and argue like a little kid. Just go with the banter and enjoy your stay.

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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by John Johnson » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:04 pm

Rick_RS4 wrote:Image

dont understand the multiple references to how much stuff you have, that has nothing to do with it, you will be posting pictures of your massive penis next
I'd love to but I can't .... It's cold plus there may be a bigger one on here










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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by jaysrs4 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:07 pm

marc1 wrote:
^ you and your prostitutes James. :mrgreen:
That's why I bought an RS buddy, best motor for doggin on the market - just shaft and go :wink:
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by John Johnson » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:10 pm

jaysrs4 wrote:
marc1 wrote:
^ you and your prostitutes James. :mrgreen:
That's why I bought an RS buddy, best motor for doggin on the market - just shaft and go :wink:
The avant is for the discerning dogger apparently .......obviously without upgraded led interior lights
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by coffey555 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:12 pm

Avants have more space in the back for dogging.

Just need to buy Mr Footlongs 1000w interior LED kit and I am all set. :sekret:
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by marc1 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:13 pm

jaysrs4 wrote:
marc1 wrote:
^ you and your prostitutes James. :mrgreen:
That's why I bought an RS buddy, best motor for doggin on the market - just shaft and go :wink:
Be careful though, you think bird poo is difficult to clean off, watch out for the dirty b*standrds hiding in the bushes they will wreck your paintwork. :sekret:

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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by marc1 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:14 pm

John Johnson wrote:
jaysrs4 wrote:
marc1 wrote:
^ you and your prostitutes James. :mrgreen:
That's why I bought an RS buddy, best motor for doggin on the market - just shaft and go :wink:
The avant is for the discerning dogger apparently .......obviously without upgraded led interior lights
Led lights are for the exhibitionists amongst us. :lol:

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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by coffey555 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:15 pm

Ha, great minds think alike!

Or dirty minds seldom differ?

Must be a mountain bike thing.....
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by coffey555 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:17 pm

I run no tints to give my viewers a better view....
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by John Johnson » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:19 pm

We go up Greno woods mtbiking in the dark and on the way out in the dark most nights we had to ride through the top car park full of the bleeding doggers , they font bat an eye lid ! Out Clumber park it's the puffs farting about in the trees .... Luvvly .... Not
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by jaysrs4 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:25 pm

John Johnson wrote:We go up Greno woods mtbiking in the dark and on the way out in the dark most nights we had to ride through the top car park full of the bleeding doggers , they font bat an eye lid ! Out Clumber park it's the puffs farting about in the trees .... Luvvly .... Not
Don't you mean 'Cum Farting'?!
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by coffey555 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:27 pm

Really? I thought that sort of stuff was just made up for the benefit of readers of Razzle in the letters pages. Not that I ever read it of course, much prefered Club International.

Anyway, glad they have equal rights down your way, the gays are entitled to a bit of outdoor/backdoor action as well, just keep your head down and look at the front wheel.....

And hope you don't have to stop and fix a puncture!
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by John Johnson » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:31 pm

We used to drive out to Clumber park , lob the vans in a layby near carrot canyon ( local name ) and potter round for a few hours then cycle back at dusk to be met by fecking cars all over the place and strange goings on in the bushes ... Nowt stranger than folk as they say
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Re: Lwfw any one had probs

Post by John Johnson » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:33 pm

coffey555 wrote:Really? I thought that sort of stuff was just made up for the benefit of readers of Razzle in the letters pages. Not that I ever read it of course, much prefered Club International.

Anyway, glad they have equal rights down your way, the gays are entitled to a bit of outdoor/backdoor action as well, just keep your head down and look at the front wheel.....

And hope you don't have to stop and fix a puncture!

Fiesta .... All day long * cough *
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B7 avant in Daytona with ceramics and a few other goodies and lowwwww miles :-)
Ur quattro. lago Blue
Ur quattro. Mars red

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