Blown away by an M5

[ChrisBass]

As an Ex biker to me no car will ever have that raw straight line speed, however I truly believe alot comes down to driver ability. I've had races in the past with faster cars and won because I maybe knew the roads better, got my foot down quicker or just had more balls to push harder! the same applies with the RS4 and M5, I don't think there is much between them on a dry day below 100mph but as I'm sure some of you will have experienced, sometime some in a Astra VRX will leave you for dead because he has no care about road safety or there own safety, and will make stupid manoeuvres just to get ahead of you. I don’t think the M5 left you for dead I just don’t think you were ready for him to give it the boot so it took you by surprise.

There will always be faster cars out there and faster drivers, as long as you enjoy your car and it puts I smile on your face I think that's what really matters

Yeah your right the M5 took me by suprise and he was a looney as regards to road safety.
I've re read my first post and it does seem a bit off putting (appoligies) it wasnt the intension.
I'm too an ex biker and club racer and agree there's no thrill like a bike. I've looked at the M5 but its not to my taste and the RS4 is an awesome machine and will be staying for a while.

[S4TAN]

My apologies, I have obviously forgotten two of the most important rules in existence..

#1 Never start a land war in Asia

#2

Are you for <beep> real? Do you seriously think that picture is funny?

Well you septic <beep> prick I hope you don't mind if I laugh my <beep> tits off when you get your <beep> legs blown off in Iraq. <beep>

[Love_iTT]

Jesus, whats happening? Where are the mods when you want them? Surely that poster has to be taken off, what the hell has that got to do with a RS4 and an M5, even if it had it's still extremely offensive and not something that I would expect to see on this forum.

Graham

[chrissyr32]

My apologies, I have obviously forgotten two of the most important rules in existence..

#1 Never start a land war in Asia

#2

Are you for f*cking real? Do you seriously think that picture is funny?

Well you septic f*cking prick I hope you don't mind if I laugh my f*cking tits off when you get your f*cking legs blown off in Iraq. <beep>

S4TAN>
HE,S A YANK MATE SAY NO MORE GUNGHO PRICK.Anyway agree with your comments 100%.
Lets get back to the RS4 M5 debate>
RS4> total quality,stealthy,fast,superb build quality,just the right size.

M5> drug dealer chariot, too big, thirsty,<beep> yourself in the wet, far too garish for me.

I, never selling my 4. Well maybe for the next generation one

[PetrolDave]

I, never selling my 4. Well maybe for the next generation one

Second that

[ChrisBass]

My apologies, I have obviously forgotten two of the most important rules in existence..

#1 Never start a land war in Asia

#2

Are you for f*cking real? Do you seriously think that picture is funny?

Well you septic f*cking prick I hope you don't mind if I laugh my f*cking tits off when you get your f*cking legs blown off in Iraq. <beep>

Totally agree...typical Fat F***ing yank with a big gob and no brain.
What a f**king knobber

[P_G]

Chris, please stop shouting mate?

[booski]

lol

[hussains]

Guys chill, this is getting pretty serious....in a nut shell, I think most of us could have bought an M5, I was thinking of the M6. I test drove it last september, and I found that although the car was seriously quick, it lost a lot of traction off the mark, and the handling was no where near an RS4. RS4 for me is a cult machine, understated, yet a real drivers car. U go to Norway or Switzerland, and u will see the way people worship Audi Quattros there, RS4 is just another level.
I have raced ferraris, M3 and an M5, and won at bends.....two cars are very different, u just cant compare.

[rs2315]

Come on mods get your asses into gear and remove the above pictures.
rs2315.

[Zolder]

S4TAN your avatar shows an old lady getting kicked in the head, whats that all about?

[ryanm]

I apologize for the poster, it was supposed to be the one with Bush's head super-imposed over the kids face but I pasted the wrong one.



This went from me trading jabs to people hoping I'm maimed and killed in Iraq.

Not my intent at all

I'm sure I'm omw to banned status so I'll leave with this to try and lighten up what should be a long dead and buried thread....



How to ride a dead horse....
1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Changing riders
3. Threatening the horse with termination
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included
7. Appointing an intervention team to reanimate the dead horse
8. Creating a training session to increase the rider's load share
9. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired
10. Change the form so that it reads: "This horse is not dead"
11. Hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse
12. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed
13. Donate the dead horse to a recognized charity, thereby deducting its full original cost
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance
15. Do a time management study to see if the lighter riders would improve productivity
16. Purchase an after-market product to make dead horses run faster
17. Declare that a dead horse has lower overhead and therefore performs better
18. Form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses
19. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for horses
20. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position

[SR71]

I'd like to add the B7 is 1 second quicker than the M5 around Top Gear's track too....

[MoRS6+]

As an Ex biker to me no car will ever have that raw straight line speed, however I truly believe alot comes down to driver ability. I've had races in the past with faster cars and won because I maybe knew the roads better, got my foot down quicker or just had more balls to push harder! the same applies with the RS4 and M5, I don't think there is much between them on a dry day below 100mph but as I'm sure some of you will have experienced, sometime some in a Astra VRX will leave you for dead because he has no care about road safety or there own safety, and will make stupid manoeuvres just to get ahead of you. I don’t think the M5 left you for dead I just don’t think you were ready for him to give it the boot so it took you by surprise.

There will always be faster cars out there and faster drivers, as long as you enjoy your car and it puts I smile on your face I think that's what really matters

Well said that man.

[RussianM3_dude]

My apologies, I have obviously forgotten two of the most important rules in existence..

#1 Never start a land war in Asia

#2

Are you for f*cking real? Do you seriously think that picture is funny?

Well you septic f*cking prick I hope you don't mind if I laugh my f*cking tits off when you get your f*cking legs blown off in Iraq. <beep>

That's our usual reaction to British humour too.