That will be £29.64 please Sir

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I had a bloke from the local Honda Stealers knock on my door in January offering a full service on any vehicle, any time in the next 6 months for £99. I had to pay up on the door step and he'd give me a voucher. I laughed and pointed at my car and said that didn't even cover the oil. I asked if they used the same fluids and parts as spec and the oil I use. He didn't know.

Blatantly going to be the cheapest crap they could find