Sports button and women

[theaxe]

I have a deal with the mrs. I can use 'S' whenever I want, but not within the boundaries of our village as it'll "annoy the neighbours"...

[scoobyc]

What seems very obvious guys is that we we all share 2 things in common - Our RS4's and our wives!!!

hmm is this something all rs4 owners have to do, share wives??

[GardinerG]

hmm is this something all rs4 owners have to do, share wives??

Is that what they call "Vorsprung Swap Technik"?

[PetrolDave]

In fact it has not got to the point that if we get in and I start the car without pressing the sports button I get asked why.

Same here - I'm "expected" to drive with Sport mode on,

...but the first thing she does when she drives our RS4 is to make sure Sport mode is off!

[al'srs4]

I know, why don't they start their own little forum, The whinging wives of RS4 owners! Alex

[P_G]

Don't give them bloody ideas Al! We'll never hear the end of it then!

[Lancia]

My wife asked me why I change cars so often. I said because I cant change my women. OUCH.


Audi - For my enjoyment only.

[SimonFV8]

one of the conditions of having the RS4 was in her words "not black and no silly seats with wings and holes in them" one thing she never asked was what size is the engine! Not that it would mean anything to her!

[Pig]

Has anyones wife acutually used the sport button yet?
I asked mine what she thought of the seat when she pressed the sport button and she asked what the sport button was. When i told her she said she thought it was a button for ........ <beep> i cant remember

[lma07]

Agree that men will never understand us wimmin. I wouldn't say that the RS4 sport button can be associated with venom though (unlike me at certain times).

It is a great engine noise - just a shame it sounds better on the outside of the car than in.

[al'srs4]

Hello, wow this has to be a first, I thought this was a men only site - only kiddin!.

Venom and women go together like peaches and cream! "Sounds better on the outside than in". Oh to have a wife that was half interested either way. Alex

P.s is it your rs4?

[lma07]

It is indeed my RS4. Went into the showroom for a girly S3 testdrive, saw the RS4 and its been a love affair ever since.
Do have panic attacks now and again for splurging such cash on said beast, however, it could be worse - I could be into shoes and handbags but I'm not - I'd have a V8 anyday.

[Robbo66]

I've an RS4 and I'm afraid my wife also pointed to it and asked "what is it for"?.

As I explained, I realised how SAD it actually sounded....

As good as the noise is....I'm afraid the "S" button does remain a little saddo in my opinion.

Nothing will put a women off more than you clicking this button and booting it off down the road.

It's the equivalent of pulling on a pair of string driving gloves I'm afraid.

Kristin Scott Thomas would not be impressed, but Kerry Katona would. Says it all really.

[P_G]

It is indeed my RS4. Went into the showroom for a girly S3 testdrive, saw the RS4 and its been a love affair ever since.
Do have panic attacks now and again for splurging such cash on said beast, however, it could be worse - I could be into shoes and handbags but I'm not - I'd have a V8 anyday.

I think we'd all like to meet you!

Just let me get a pink slip from my wife!

[jwotdia4]

Well i don't have an RS yet, but will have one and wife really wants an RS4. I think for me it would be press the bloody sport button from my wife!!! (she is a complete petrol head though!)