i was out last weekend, idled upto a roundabout, opted for outside lane knowing the power was there to come inside.
some chav pulls up next to me - middle lane. i didn't see him until I pulled away and then he made his silly clapped out Peugeot van banger smoke veer towards my car as if he was going to go into the side of me. stuck his arm out tattooed all the way into his stinky armpits. the motive was abundantly clear - jealousy.
anyways we turned off same junction, approached set of light where he stopped to turn right into tesco every little helps, and i stopped to go straight on. since we were about to go in different directions thanks God, I decided to let him have some of JCWeldfab sending him into supermarket giant car park with the noise reverberating, ringing and resonating in his screwed up head
