Wow....cracking price for an Avant.....................

[Sweatyfatboy]

Seeing as my tag is sweatyfatboy this maybe pushing it but thrustercat omfg......tool academy?

[kidyamlo]

Forget the addition of fictional suspension characteristics, due to an awesome typo it also hovers. This is verging on spoof and wouldn't be surprised if it is.

[brn7y]

"Satin Silver "RS4" embossed twin oval Exhaust Tips"

Anyone else got these?

[bam_bam]

What a massive c-nut. If he gets his 'strong money' then i'll eat my hat.

[Nickyboy]

Isn't it obvious, it hovers!!!!!!

"Before sale, the car will be subjected to a full valet, polish and full detailing. She normally receives this treatment every three months in addition to her regular "beauty regime" of washing with various Meguairs products and hovering".

[kd]

If it was closer it would be funny just to see the owner/author in person the mileage and 5 previous owners for one sounds a bit dodgy in itself. Reading all that shpiel you would think he has owned it from new!!

sounds like the incredible hulk

Now, the serious bit...
Please don't mess me around and waste my time. I don't take kindly to it.

[The_Coat]

Nice it comes with the extra of an RS4 badge on the grill.

[sync24]

This advert is almost a carbon copy of a RS4 I nearly bought in Jan 2013 - It was located in swansea at the time and was up for £24k and had around 50k on the clock - the advert was almost the same word for word but not quite as ridiculous as this one. I've the reg number of that car in case anyone is interested [PM me]

21k miles and 5 owners - i smell

[RIV]

I purchased my car over 4 years ago with 18k miles for just under 30k!! Ok the car market was on it's knees at the time,but there's no way in a million years this car is going to sell, not even with electric windows, and the rs4 badge on the front grill

[edge]

Ha ha, its a good add, full of POOH, but at least its entertaining....anyone really after an RS4 will spot the obvious!

[Noyjatat]

Its a little worrying that he is so passionate about the car without knowing much about it.

[kidyamlo]

Seriously guys... It's either a very clever spoof (Vice magazine style) or it's a dodgy car. Although to give the seller his due, I've had an equal level of inaccurate BS spouted at me by dealer salespersons.

[Ranger Rico]

How much for p-zeros!!! kwikfit must have been wetting themselves after he left!!!

[sonny]

Way to much money... And some misinformation there.

[ARSEY4]

I love it. I just still cant get past the bit about the all important start button! Genius! To recognise that a) It has a button and b) that it IS important. My only disappointment is that he did not follow through on the whole description and benefits theme. I would have liked him to elaborate on exactly why the button is important.
Thrustertcat, who ever you are, Essex solutes you!