Are we all Cocks ?!?!?! (Top Gear 6/11/08)

Post by **Terzo333** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:13 am

Anyone see Top Gear on Sunday night ?

According to Richard Hammond anyone that drives an RS4 is a "cock" !!!

Personally I think I'm an alright kind of a person !!

*** edited to say it should be 6/12/08 in title ***

Post by **svassileou** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:45 am

You're fortunate - I owned a Caterham before my RS4 (and, therefore, I'm a "dweeb" and a "cock" - a "dweebcock", perhaps).

I'm thinking I should stop paying for my TV licence.

Post by **chemical-ali** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:00 pm

F**k what top gear think. Its a light entertainment show - which I love, personally. But as for being a cock, who cares what they think.

The little one only follows what the fat old one says because he's worried about his job and has brain damage. And the fat old one is just miserable because he is fat and old and comes from Yorkshire. And as fo the asexual Dandy, he's a forty year old virgin!

Post by **rAudiguy** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:16 pm

The little one only follows what the fat old one says because he's worried about his job and has brain damage. And the fat old one is just miserable because he is fat and old and comes from Yorkshire. And as fo the asexual Dandy, he's a forty year old virgin!

well said that man!!!

Post by **ARSEY4** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:11 pm

Id take it as a compliment. The only reason they are slating the rs4 is because BMW have had terrible m3 sales and lost out to the rs4. Maybe a little pressure from somewhere in Germany is starting to filter through.
Personally although I love top gear I would never take any thing they say as gospel as more often than not I get the feeling that their reviews are written for effect rather than technical reality.
It is a funny show though.

Post by **Marcus-RS4** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:15 pm

I got a bit of road rage from someone this morning (whether it is related to the show or not, I will probably never know)

Some bint decides to give me the wanker sign followed by a suggestion my manhood is small - I was tempted to follow her to prove otherwise lol

Post by **PetrolDave** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:22 pm

I met a cock yesterday - driving a Vauxhall Astra.

He/she/it thought it was funny driving inches off my rear bumper through the 50mph SPECS zone on the M27, he/she/it didn't look so amused when I dropped down to third at the end of the zone and left him so far behind he/she/it looked like they were going backwards.

The only reason TG say Audi's are driven by cocks is that someone tailgated Jezza on the M40 (he said it last night).

This is the same Jezza who said that the RS4 engine is one of the best engines ever - so does that make him a cock too?

Post by **P_G** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:58 pm

The drivers of RS4's being cocks things started with E46 M3 drivers now buying RS4's, but the resoning behind it got lost along the way and now all RS4 drivers are cocks. However I am sure they will all go back to driving the new M3's now it is being deemed as the ultimate supersaloon and given the hammering in residuals they have recently had.

As for Jezza being tailgated by one, someone probably took exception to his comments and unfortunately vented their frustration in the wrong way at him. Either that or he was poncing about on the outside lane in his Gallrdo Spyder on his mobile phone again and they simply wanted past. Hammond is right about one thing though, an extremely good car to drive.

All in all status quo will be gained again at some stage and the cocks will return to M3's or diversify to IS-F's and C63's.

Post by **crispy** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:09 pm

You're fortunate - I owned a Caterham before my RS4

So what does that make me?

I still have both my Caterham and my RS4

Post by **peebo** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:38 pm

Personally, Im delighted to be regarded as a cock. Over the past few years Ive loved driving my 2.7 S4 and then my V8 S4 - universally derided by journalists as not being "drivers cars".

I was worried about the praise heaped on the RS4 - I love it. It didnt suit me being in a car being praised by the balding Yorkshireman. Im now happy as a sandboy! Its a fantastic car, just enjoy it.

Cock? - who gives a <beep>?

Post by **NumberoftheBeast** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:40 pm

Westfield and RS6.

I am a cock, so what? Hahaha

Post by **GardinerG** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:44 pm

Westfield and RS6 = lucky barsteward, not cock IMHO!

Post by **NumberoftheBeast** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:51 pm

Haha cheers mate

I put some pics up on that thread on our forum. Have you seen it? Shame it's winter at the mo...

Post by **JamieG** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:50 pm

If all Audi drivers are cocks by JC standards then we must be the scum of the earth! I love the bloke and the show but he is a first class cock.

Post by **Contigo** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:55 pm

Cock's machine! Complete cock mobile. It's the new Cock car from the M3.

It's amazing how much they change their tune, really I mean only a year ago the Cock O Meter went offscale when Clarkson drove past in his M3 and now they are not just being specific that Audi's are driven by cock's they are stating RS4's are driven by Cocks!!!!!!!!!

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