A huge 'whale tail' touring car rear boot spoiler

Then the paintjob- the car had been resprayed in one of those colours where it changes depending on where you are(this one was yellowy greeny metallic- i have seen a few Jap cars in this colur before)

Next up was the interior- i think it was dark red, which totally clashed with the lucrid paint job

IT GETS WORSE!!
The bonnet had a huge air scoop on it, prob twice the size of that of a 'scooby'

At this point, i was pinching myself to make sure i wasn't indeed in a nightmare............
I got behind the said vehicle, being driven by a preoxide blonde 40 somthing seemingly proud woman............
Twin exhausts, circular, cherry bomb type of about 3.5" diameter

The penultimate atrocity on this poor, poor Audi car was that it had a towbar!!!

And finally, whilst wondering what lupm could be propelling this eyesore, i was left in no doubt by the 'supposed' added badge on the boot, which was....
RS4!!!!!!

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN COCO THE AUDI CLOWN'S car?

who is responsible for such alterations to a car on our highway?
Has anyone else ever seen this car???