Picture this- if you have a good sense of humour!!

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Picture this- if you have a good sense of humour!!

Post by audimartin » Fri May 04, 2007 9:31 am

Whilst travelling sounthbound on the M1 near J29, i spotted what appeared to be a cabrio B6 in the distance, on a 03 plate,but it had a few differences (of severe distaste!!). When i got closer, the first thing i observed was:-

A huge 'whale tail' touring car rear boot spoiler :cry:

Then the paintjob- the car had been resprayed in one of those colours where it changes depending on where you are(this one was yellowy greeny metallic- i have seen a few Jap cars in this colur before) :(

Next up was the interior- i think it was dark red, which totally clashed with the lucrid paint job :shock:

IT GETS WORSE!!

The bonnet had a huge air scoop on it, prob twice the size of that of a 'scooby' :shock:

At this point, i was pinching myself to make sure i wasn't indeed in a nightmare............

I got behind the said vehicle, being driven by a preoxide blonde 40 somthing seemingly proud woman............

Twin exhausts, circular, cherry bomb type of about 3.5" diameter :!:




The penultimate atrocity on this poor, poor Audi car was that it had a towbar!!! :roll:

And finally, whilst wondering what lupm could be propelling this eyesore, i was left in no doubt by the 'supposed' added badge on the boot, which was....

RS4!!!!!! :evil:

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN COCO THE AUDI CLOWN'S car? :lol:

who is responsible for such alterations to a car on our highway?

Has anyone else ever seen this car???

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Post by VARSITY » Fri May 04, 2007 9:53 am

Wasn't that AMD's test car?

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Post by Daz » Fri May 04, 2007 10:03 am

That'll be this car then

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Post by audimartin » Fri May 04, 2007 11:23 am

hahaha, thats the one!! Where/when was this taken? I failed to spot the 4 rings on the side. its now on a 03 plate.

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Post by djcevo » Fri May 04, 2007 11:35 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! RS4 badge, what a disgrace.... :cry: :roll:

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Post by fredfunk1975 » Fri May 04, 2007 2:25 pm

Poor car, what where these people thinking? Especially with the RS4 badges!! :bash:

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Post by david7m » Fri May 04, 2007 3:09 pm

I think I have seen that around Milton Keynes, and if I'm not mistaken, those pics look like Towcester High Street :?

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Post by tartan_rob » Fri May 04, 2007 4:08 pm

How tasteful.
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Post by shineydave » Fri May 04, 2007 4:13 pm

oh no not again

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Post by audimartin » Fri May 04, 2007 6:37 pm

david7m wrote:I think I have seen that around Milton Keynes, and if I'm not mistaken, those pics look like Towcester High Street :?

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i think that is Towcester, though i think it has passed ownership now. a female driver on a normal 03 plate, heading from Sheffield area south on M1 , turning off near Stoke. I was heading for MK myself, and luckily it turned off so i didn't have to endure any more pain. i actually felt embarrassed driving another ~Audi in close proximity!

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Post by VARSITY » Sat May 05, 2007 7:34 pm

david7m wrote:I think I have seen that around Milton Keynes, and if I'm not mistaken, those pics look like Towcester High Street :?

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It is Towcester and it lives somewhere near Greens Norton.
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Post by neckarsulm » Mon May 07, 2007 5:51 pm

I saw it last sep between Aylesbury and Silverstone, big hard looking owner.
The reg was RS04 CAB then which I have to admit was quite impressive.
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