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I feel dirty

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:16 pm
by Crusty
I am on my second S4 and always look forward to driving it, however recently I have decided it's time for a change and had always planned on getting the B6 S4 as my next car. we also have a B6 quattro sport TDI as the family car, and so thought that two B6's was a bit much.

Anyway I have always been an 'Audi' man and not liked the BMW image, BUT I am just about to do a deal on an E39 M5!!! I can't believe I am going over to the dark side.... can anyone help or is it to late?

Anyone looking for a high mileage but properly looked after Noggy Avant??

RE: I feel dirty

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:50 pm
by s4woody
WOOO HOOO..welcome to my world..
E39 M5!!!
you wont regret it..it,ll restore your faith in big cars..i loved my S4 and love seeing it about but my M5 is in a diff class..
get a nice set of rear silencers when you can and the growl is awesome...

RE: I feel dirty

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:57 pm
by S4TAN
WOOO HOOO..welcome to my world..
:roll: ... I was just waiting for that to happen ...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:58 pm
by SLC Detailing
Me to :wink:

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:01 pm
by s4woody
your just jellyous...and steve your just..well..steve

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:06 pm
by S4TAN
your just jellyous
:lol: I assume the mis-spelling was intentional ... ? Or are you implying that I'm some kind of primitive sea creature ..? Or fat? Or wobbly?

Or ... all of the above?

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:09 pm
by s4woody
you forgot about your perm...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:17 pm
by S4TAN
Oh yeah, so I did ... and my mullet!

Crusty - see what will happen to you if you go over to the 'dark side'? You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:07 pm
by neily
You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!
PMSL.....

Was told by the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury that I sounded like Jamie Oliver this morning...... :wink:

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:35 pm
by S4TAN
the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury
Locals are commonly known as "twelve-toes" - they don't blow over easily in a wind. Some have third ears and/or eyes ...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:42 pm
by JonnyX
neily wrote:
You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!
PMSL.....

Was told by the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury that I sounded like Jamie Oliver this morning...... :wink:
I hope you said that they will soon look like him after you have punched
them repeatedly in their stupid, gormless face.

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:44 pm
by lemond
If you look closely at the Sainsbury ad with that Jaimie Oliver ...I'm sure he is gobbing on all those little people...Reminds me of that Roy Hattersley puppet of spitting image.... but less funny

Can you get 24" spinners to fit M5's ?.....

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:00 am
by s4woody
oh boy :shock:
...I'm sure he is gobbing on all those little people

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:04 am
by lemond
should I have said spitting or slavering?