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I feel dirty

Post by Crusty » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:16 pm

I am on my second S4 and always look forward to driving it, however recently I have decided it's time for a change and had always planned on getting the B6 S4 as my next car. we also have a B6 quattro sport TDI as the family car, and so thought that two B6's was a bit much.

Anyway I have always been an 'Audi' man and not liked the BMW image, BUT I am just about to do a deal on an E39 M5!!! I can't believe I am going over to the dark side.... can anyone help or is it to late?

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Post by s4woody » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:50 pm

WOOO HOOO..welcome to my world..
E39 M5!!!
you wont regret it..it,ll restore your faith in big cars..i loved my S4 and love seeing it about but my M5 is in a diff class..
get a nice set of rear silencers when you can and the growl is awesome...
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:57 pm

WOOO HOOO..welcome to my world..
:roll: ... I was just waiting for that to happen ...
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Post by SLC Detailing » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:58 pm

Me to :wink:
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Post by s4woody » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:01 pm

your just jellyous...and steve your just..well..steve
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:06 pm

your just jellyous
:lol: I assume the mis-spelling was intentional ... ? Or are you implying that I'm some kind of primitive sea creature ..? Or fat? Or wobbly?

Or ... all of the above?
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Post by s4woody » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:09 pm

you forgot about your perm...
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:17 pm

Oh yeah, so I did ... and my mullet!

Crusty - see what will happen to you if you go over to the 'dark side'? You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!
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Post by neily » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:07 pm

You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!
PMSL.....

Was told by the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury that I sounded like Jamie Oliver this morning...... :wink:
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:35 pm

the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury
Locals are commonly known as "twelve-toes" - they don't blow over easily in a wind. Some have third ears and/or eyes ...
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Post by JonnyX » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:42 pm

neily wrote:
You will end up as cockney geeeezer - gaw blimey strike a light an' no mistake guv'nor!
PMSL.....

Was told by the 'country bumkin' in Tesco Banbury that I sounded like Jamie Oliver this morning...... :wink:
I hope you said that they will soon look like him after you have punched
them repeatedly in their stupid, gormless face.
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Post by lemond » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:44 pm

If you look closely at the Sainsbury ad with that Jaimie Oliver ...I'm sure he is gobbing on all those little people...Reminds me of that Roy Hattersley puppet of spitting image.... but less funny

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Post by s4woody » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:00 am

oh boy :shock:
...I'm sure he is gobbing on all those little people
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Post by lemond » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:04 am

should I have said spitting or slavering?
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