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Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:55 pm
by AdamS4
RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:39 am
by Ads4
Major condolences dude...there's always a story that'll make you feel better though...my 'ding' while parked in a carpark left me almost 2k damage and I had to claim...must've been driving a Rangey or something

RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:46 am
by S4TAN
Yeah - don't worry 'bout it dude .... my big "present" on waking for christmas day was the highly dubious pleasure of discovering that some c*nt had caved my rear passenger door in whilst reversing their Mitsubastard Shitgun 4x4 - £900 damage to my car ... I caught the bastard though.
Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:58 am
by Ads4
S4TAN wrote:I caught the bastard though.
Nice..I presume he can't walk now

RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:59 am
by Virdee Autos
Feel for you mate!
I can't even imagine how you must feel!
RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:07 am
by AdamS4
I'm hoping the arch might "T-cut" out.... As for the bumper.... good excuse to get the RS4 rear bumper fitted

RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:09 am
by SLC Detailing
Adam drop me a pm, i have a machine polisher and hopefully be able to help u out.
RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:46 am
by S4TAN
Nice..I presume he can't walk now
Unfortunately it was a she. The biggest joke was that she had the <beep> temerity to admit that she "felt something crunch whilst reversing" ... but "on inspection no damage was done" ...
TO HER BUMPER, so she "...drove orff [sic]..."!!!!

... she didn't even bother to look at what she'd hit!!! ... snooty, horsey, inbred wannabe-aristocracy bitch ... it took all my restraint to stop myself from giving her a good lashing with my "tool" ....

Re: RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:11 am
by Ads4
S4TAN wrote:
Nice..I presume he can't walk now
Unfortunately it was a she. The biggest joke was that she had the f*cking temerity to admit that she "felt something crunch whilst reversing" ... but "on inspection no damage was done" ...
TO HER BUMPER, so she "...drove orff [sic]..."!!!!

... she didn't even bother to look at what she'd hit!!! ... snooty, horsey, inbred wannabe-aristocracy bitch ... it took all my restraint to stop myself from giving her a good lashing with my "tool" ....

An unusual display of restraint sir..

Re: RE: Re: RE: Some (*&£$%*&* has hit my car.....
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:38 am
by Ads4
AdamS4 wrote:I'm hoping the arch might "T-cut" out.... As for the bumper....
good excuse to get the RS4 rear bumper fitted 
Every cloud does have it's silver lining then!

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:08 pm
by Alps
Well, if it makes anyone feel any better here's what happened to me...
About 2 weeks after getting my car, whilst parked in Tesco's, some pr1ck opened their door so darned hard against my car that it peeled about 2"'s of paint off my passenger side door handle.
Since then, I had a woman reverse into my rear bumper. Not much aesthetic damage but has bu**ered up my rear parking sensors.
Someone else has scuffed up my front bumper. Not too bad as I hope T-Cut might do the job???? But there are other marks from other scuffs which will need seeing to.
Some chav has keyed up the drivers side. Would have been a simple touch up job had some other pr1ck not opened their door on the same side. Damage same as that mentioned on the other "open door on my car" mentioned above. This was done on Boxing Day!
F*ck me, I must have the worst luck. I ALWAYS park my car as far away from any other car so as to make absolutely positively sure no n0b head parks next to me and opens their door on my car. And what do I find when I return????? Out of all the million and one spots to park freely, someone has opted to park RIGHT FREAKIN NEXT TO MINE!!!!!!!!
Whooops!!! I've just been asked by the wife why I'm hitting the key boards so hard
Sorry for the rant. Here's to a trouble free year to all on here

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:08 pm
by S4
I hate carparks... I sit there sometimes and watch the people open there doors on the next car, wack.... Id like to wack there face.... why should you touch other peoples property.
then all the kids get out and do the same.
anyone with respect when parking next to card would get out first, and open the kids door with there hand in the way... old crappers are the worst and the company car...who cares is what they think
but when I look 99% seem to do some of the above so im fighting a loosing battle
Darren
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:05 am
by h8cak
Total wa*kers, The day after my brother bought his golf gti he parked it in our local
high st, Went shopping and came back to find his bumper smashed in to the wing.
The whole wing crumpled, head light smashed ect. Looked like it had been in a major crash?
And guess what ......... No one saw anything?????????? How the f*ck does that happen?
Is it worth having a nice car?
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:09 am
by S4TAN
People are bastards ... fact.
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:03 pm
by lemond
S4TAN.... a Snooty Horsey bird with no brains in a 4x4..... so you didn't get up to any jollies then!
I nearly ended up in a scrap with a right canute who opened their car door into a really nice condition original looking Mk1 GTI golf ....I was only walking past (MeadowHELL shopping centre) and admiring the condition of the car when the bloke parks next to it and slings the door open 'clack!'....
Worst one for me (worst case of losing my cool) was finding a large door dint and orange paint on my SD1 Rover and still seeing the orange 316 BMW parked at the side of me (ages ago... maybe 1988).... I'm not proud about it but I had to drive my car out of the parking space so I could get a proper angle of attack to the BMW door with my foot!
It isn't worth having anything nice if it bothers you about dints etc. How many times do you park at far side of supermarket up to a hedge. Only to return to find a ballon has parked on top of you at the otherside. Even though there are loads of other empty spaces
