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Hello decadent Audi boys

I go in desert and Audi bad , big bad I get up in air not to floor you western gimbster Audi boys , you help me ?

I get parts UK springs I think I look all low no good for me , you tell me ?

It get very hot I think car bad very hot in Asgabat , how I do this ?

It morning so I go now as womens is calling for bed fun , happy bollocks all you Audi boys .

So you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

Long life Saparmurat Niyazov

Let me get this right?

You want to heighten the car? Not lower it?

hmmmmmmm

What exactly are you asking Veni?

Hello gimbster boys

Yes not lower it bad for desert , I need car for hot hot Asgabat , not cold UK how I do this ?

I big <beep> with womens many day not shagging , work in desert days .

So I go now I back next day you tell me I thank you .

Veni .

Long life Saparmurat Niyazov

These cars are low enough for UK roads so I can imagine that Veni will really need to jack it up a lot to cope with the roads out there. Veni...when someone told you to get a 4x4 they meant an Isuzu Trooper not an Audi!
Surely someone must do coilovers that raise the car?

Veni...when someone told you to get a 4x4 they meant an Isuzu Trooper not an Audi!

Veni are you going to be building the first B5S4 Dakar rally car? Reckon it could look really good.

Not sure how you could increase cooling other than putting a large water tank in the boot and having multiple aquamist kits!

You could obviously fit RS4 intercoolers - bigger or a front mounted intercooler, maybe Audi do a heavy duty water radiator for seriously hot climates although I doubt it as I am sure they tested it in Arizona during development.

Veni you batty boy

I think the answer to your problem is either a 2.7t allroad or Q7 and then tune it to the max

yakshimash!

Veni you batty boy

Ooooohh! How is Veni going to react to that I wonder!

I would guess it'll be in his usual style .......... hello gimbster chip

I would guess it'll be in his usual style .......... hello gimbster chip

Undoubtedly ... i did try asking Veni if he was referring to the well-known brand of cornish pasty sold in the UK (Ginster), but i think this was lost on him...

Veni's probably read too many of your gimp-suit related posts Chip ... maybe you need to explain to him what a gimp actually is ....

I was just following all your gimp related post S4TAN ................ although I do believe some one else has already informed Veni what a Gimp is......

I was just following all your gimp related post S4TAN

Who? Me? Gimp related posts?? Never ....

Are we sure that Veni isnt just Leon doing another bad Borat impression

derdle wrote: Surely someone must do coilovers that raise the car?

Fit two sets per shock

Dave