Lift car off floor

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[S4TAN]

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LMFAO! I always wondered how you'd spell the "ejaculation" sound ...

[Veni]

Hello decadent Audi boys

Good womens help me good English as I not hear what you say , Audi boys have bollocks in mouth ???

I have Isuzu Trooper = 2.7 allroad = Q7 bollocks ! Womens cars = Malchik Gay UK Audi boys

Why you no help me you Audi boys , I get car up in air just bigger not lot , it good to buy parts ? I do this now as go back desert 10 days .

It get very hot I think car bad for very hot in Asgabat , how I do this ?

Gimbster julian I ask you send me patsy from UK you send me email ?

Bad Audi boy = Are we sure that Veni isnt just Leon doing another bad Borat impression

What you say I not leon bollocks !

You tell me you help I thank you .

Veni .

Long life Saparmurat Niyazov

[C-24]

Oooh I've just understood the "You tell me you help I thank you" -> You will tell me your help and I will thank you (like "thanks in advance"),

right ?
lol

[philipwalker]

Class topic

[ChipHazzard]

Yo Batty boy Veni ....

Maybe you could fit the suspension from the allroad to jack up your S4 and keep you out of the sand as this could also help keep your many women happy as it could help you stop getting sand under your hood so they dont get the wrong idea when your brushing back n forth with hand to clean it out while keeping a firm grip of things

I would assist S4TAN by sending you a patsy but I dont think the post office would take him

[S4TAN]

Gimbster julian I ask you send me patsy from UK you send me email ?

Gimbster Veni - i think you'll find that i actually said "pasty" not "patsy" - one is a meat and vegetable savoury snack and the other is a slang term for a scapegoat ....... but please don't ask me what a scapegoat is though!

Also - i can't email you a patsy ... or a pasty for that matter - they are both solid matter objects, and, as such are beyond the capabilities of even the very best UK gimbster Audi boys email talents...

[C-24]

S4TAN I came to an idea,

we can always try to fax it !

[MCB]

Boring bas***d wrote…

Whilst this is developing into a very creative thread and I must admit I was sorely tempted with 'scapegoat' Etc. It has to be said that we should not take the 'mick' out of our compatriot Veni solely on his command of the English language, we would not want to end up imitating those beings short of numerous DNA cells commonly referred to as fuc**d up Parisions now would we?

So why don’t we laugh along but not at his expense?

Been trying to think how he could raise his car as I should be able to think of something however falls in to the category of ‘f*ck knows’, custom springs but not sure of how the dampers would behave – travel Etc, anyone with any ideas?

Just my tuppence happeny so ignore should you wish.

[marks]

Because my command of the English language might not be up there with the rest of you, what does "Parisions" mean?

Sorry to be dense.........

[C-24]

Seriously,

I agree with the Allroad suspensions possibility. Everything should be okay then.
But what's the price ? If it's expensive I wouldn't go on that way.

[S4TAN]

Wouldn't the Allroad suspension be the best bet?? (as long as it fits!) - those things have a massive gap between tyre and wheel arch ...

.. this would also allow Veni to indulge in some heavy duty "happy bollock" action with several huge, hairy and undoubtedly monstrously ugly Turkmen women simultaneously in the back seat without fear of breaking the suspension ...

[MCB]

Because my command of the English language might not be up there with the rest of you, what does "Parisions" mean?

Marks my spelling error - Parisians.

[ChipHazzard]

The trouble is too much happy bollock action in the sand leads to sand under the hood .................

[S4TAN]

sand under the hood .................

Unless he's been "de-hooded" ...