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Post by MCB » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:59 pm

Hope you get your alarm fixed soon and will somone explain who Borat is (David7M :lol:) I have been staring at my PC and dont know where to start!

As for balls on a plate yes mate all our balls are on a plate with many 'womens' :lol:
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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:01 pm

all our balls are on a plate with many 'womens'
Speak for yourself there Paul! :lol:
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Post by MCB » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:09 pm

Hello Mate I was speaking metaphorically and I have heard you like your balls on a plate whilst cavorting in your gimp suit! :lol:
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Post by david7m » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:16 pm

Yesh gemash - it is me, Borat.................you like?

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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:24 pm

I have heard you like your balls on a plate whilst cavorting in your gimp suit!
ooooh - watch it Paul; you'll upset 'people' ...
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Post by C-24 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:28 pm

S4TAN are you driving your S4 wearing a Gimp Suit ? :mrgreen:
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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:29 pm

S4TAN are you driving your S4 wearing a Gimp Suit ?
It would appear that Veni thinks we ALL do that ... :lol:
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Post by david7m » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:41 pm

S4TAN wrote:
S4TAN are you driving your S4 wearing a Gimp Suit ?
It would appear that Veni thinks we ALL do that ... :lol:
Well.............we do dont we ;)

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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:42 pm

Well.............we do dont we
Except maybe one or two ...
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Post by h8cak » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:02 pm

Leon?
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Post by david7m » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:13 pm

h8cak wrote:Leon?
Nah, he definately wears a gimp suit when driving! Have you not seen his video of him speeding, you can see his leg/suit ;)

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Post by S4TAN » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:59 pm

... and makes funny "ejaculation" noises if you watch his you-tube videos! :lol:
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Post by buzzard » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:24 pm

bizare!!! ...................................just bizare!!!
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Post by MCB » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:41 pm

... and makes funny "ejaculation" noises if you watch his you-tube videos! :lol:
LMFAO! :lol:

Being a F-in lazy overworked old B..... (yep you guessed it) got to see that vid someone post the link please?
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Post by C-24 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:43 pm

S4TAN wrote:... and makes funny "ejaculation" noises if you watch his you-tube videos! :lol:
Talking about flipper ? :lol:
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