Silver s4/ i bought it.

Post by **rolskii** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:14 am

ahhh i heard a rumour about him in his gimp suit.... perhaps its true.........

Post by **rolskii** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:23 am

S4TAN wrote:
as for reclining the seats chiph .... ? should be old enuff to afford a decent bed or hotel if yr playing away...... or just showing off...
I think Chip's on about the performance mod discussed elsewhere: if you lie your back seats flat your car weighs less ...

wriggle wriggle....... ok ... i know yr covering up now...!
cant be for any amour reason -- as the side bolsters are dead uncomfortable...... but weight shouldnt matter ... as stated all over the forum .. Silver's the fastest .... if anyone doubts me...... just deal with the devil...

Post by **S4TAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:45 am

wriggle wriggle....... ok ... i know yr covering up now...!

wriggle wriggle is what i have to do to get into my gimp-suit (thought i'd better say it myself before Chip does!

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Silver's the fastest .... if anyone doubts me...... just deal with the devil...

It's true - Silver is fastest ... something to do with the way photons are reflected from the paints molecular structure ...

Post by **ChipHazzard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:15 pm

wriggle wriggle is what i have to do to get into my gimp-suit (thought i'd better say it myself before Chip does! )

I thought you was using the talc to make things easier

Post by **S4TAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:25 pm

I thought you was using the talc to make things easier

Only on my knob!

Anyway - I'm sure this thread is giving our newest member the completely wrong impression of us ...

Noccy - we don't all wear gimp-suits here, only Chip and Rolskii engage in depraved rubber-suited gimpery on a regular basis!

Post by **oliew** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:37 pm

hoes only slow ya down, id dump them out the trunk aswell as the spare wheel to go faster.

maybe oil up the suit and get ur window down while u drive and it may increase the coeffiance of the car.

Noccy congratz on the purchase

Post by **ChipHazzard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:48 pm

Anyway - I'm sure this thread is giving our newest member the completely wrong impression of us ...

maybe not but at least he knows the warped twisted sense of humour in here now

Post by **S4TAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:10 pm

at least he knows the warped twisted sense of humour in here now

I don't think he could be in any possible doubt about that!

Post by **noccy** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:59 pm

I'm actually getting a bit worried now. What really goes on at the s4 meets? Gimp suits, cocks wiping leather clean and i'm asking ye for advice!
I need to sell my fiat coupe before any mods will take place. Then lowered 20mm, 18" rs4s, subtle lip boot spoiler and hopefully a remap after the summer.

Post by **Russ,greys4** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:45 pm

S4 good very fast car! iam missin mine, sumtimes. gimp suits r an option! well worth the effort IMHO. i dont own an S any more, does that meen i cant post?

Post by **rolskii** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:29 am

Russ it means you can sell yr porker an get an rs4........ or at least a 4wd dude....

I couldnt see another cheap car that fitted the bill, so Im on my 2nd S4.... done the proper mods this time .... now its a tool... and much fun.....

Post by **Russ,greys4** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:28 am

4wd dude

4wd, erm, the thing that makes audis safe. the thing that takes the scary/mad thing out ov drivin. i love the S, i had mine for 3 years, spent 10k on it! awesome car! a 911 is a strange car, not better but very different. drive 1 for a day then u will smile like never b4! IMHO. soz 4 the rant.

Post by **rolskii** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:00 am

Good too hear the rant...... S4's are avin it

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