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Post by s4-99 » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:16 pm

:jump: You lot are mad, funny man.....
Hmmm, its fast but is it fast enough!!!

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Post by neckarsulm » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:58 pm

CraigS4, they do say that in stratford on avon you are never more than 2 turbos away from a rat
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Post by S4TAN » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:27 pm

they do say that in stratford on avon you are never more than 2 turbos away from a rat
Surely that's st-rat-ford on avon, no?
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Post by stimp » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:58 pm

On the same lines, how about

s4-rat-food upon plenum.......

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Post by s4woody » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:00 pm

DNA tuning are in st-rat-ford upon avon..
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Post by S4TAN » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:02 pm

On the same lines, how about

s4-rat-food upon plenum.......
Ok, you win...
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Post by Dr-Al » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:07 am

You need part no 8D0 998 098 A - Installation kit for anti-rodent system

No idea what it does or how it works, but it's wired into the electrics, so it's probably some form of lethal countermeasure :FIREdevil:
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Post by philipwalker » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:01 am

Dr-Al wrote:You need part no 8D0 998 098 A - Installation kit for anti-rodent system

No idea what it does or how it works, but it's wired into the electrics, so it's probably some form of lethal countermeasure :FIREdevil:
You could buy a cat?

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Post by yorkie » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:20 pm

I have now got the little swines in my loft, had the pest man out today.

He put a bait box in the airing cupboard and noticed the tank is leaking grrrr more money

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Post by MCB » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:26 pm

He put a bait box in the airing cupboard
Strange place to put fishing gear?
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Post by yorkie » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:52 pm

I know what you mean, I thought oh my cod is this a red herring???

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Post by rolskii » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:10 am

philipwalker wrote:
Dr-Al wrote:You need part no 8D0 998 098 A - Installation kit for anti-rodent system

No idea what it does or how it works, but it's wired into the electrics, so it's probably some form of lethal countermeasure :FIREdevil:
You could buy a cat?
I like the electricution idea .. :twisted: .... but I wouldnt fancy retrieving your cat from yr intake ... make a terrible mess of yr maf :lol:

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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:43 am

Oh I don't know the hair might advantageously disturb the boundary layer, what do reckon Al?
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Post by S4TAN » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:45 am

I thought a lot of people had their cats gutted - or even removed completely in some cases.

Personally speaking i like pussies - and far from getting rid of them i actually tend to chase after them.... :nodder:
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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:44 am

I think Al forgot to mention that the Audi kit includes a
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