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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:48 am

Chasing after them what are you on about you idle :knob: :bash: :lol:
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Post by Dr-Al » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:49 am

MCB wrote:I think Al forgot to mention that the Audi kit includes a
Come on. Finish the sentence. The suspense is killing me!
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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:52 am

:knob:

Sorry about that Al I was leaving it open
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Post by Dr-Al » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:54 am

MCB wrote::knob:

Sorry about that Al I was leaving it open
Not sure why you would need a :knob: in an anti-rodent kit.

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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:57 am

Neat Al, I'm to tired to go there - nite nite :bigwave:
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Post by dodgydave » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:47 pm

When I had my garage in germany I had quite a few cases of weasel biting through wireing looms, water and fuel pipes. These little buggers love the smell of rubber. The B7 RS4 is now weaselproof Audi says! You can do that yourself by getting a device that emitts an ultrsound they can't stand. Not sure if it works for rats tho. The worst case I had to fix needed an entire engine loom and new fuelpiping !!!
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Post by craigs4 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:59 pm

well ive been on a mission lately , so far ive shot 4 and trapped 7 , the other day i got the main culpret ,he was the size of a cat ,well nearly, i started the car the other day and heard a squeel and a few bangs and found him by the wheel dead it looked like hed got caught in the pulley and got scalped , so i did the humaine thing and twatted him full ball with a spade for about 2 minutes and stuck a little sighn on him saying "all ye rats who enter this car can expect this same treatment !" it appears they can read cos theyve not come back since.

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Post by rolskii » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:53 am

craigs4 wrote:well ive been on a mission lately , so far ive shot 4 and trapped 7 , the other day i got the main culpret ,he was the size of a cat ,well nearly, i started the car the other day and heard a squeel and a few bangs and found him by the wheel dead it looked like hed got caught in the pulley and got scalped , so i did the humaine thing and twatted him full ball with a spade for about 2 minutes and stuck a little sighn on him saying "all ye rats who enter this car can expect this same treatment !" it appears they can read cos theyve not come back since.
Dude - I like yr style ..... I had the f'kin dirty bastards in my kitchen....
trapped one bastard by his nose in the trap, he was feeling the pain ... :twisted: so it was like brain omlet with the hammer .... :twisted: :audibash: :twisted: ..... put him in a bag with a bit of unleaded on bonfire .... last smoke 4 u got.... :D
death crys from the bastard worked for 4 months ....
but they wanted some o that special stuff....... the one that dessicates them ..... :smile_smoking:

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Post by philipwalker » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:35 pm

Had one in the house a while back, so sat there with the shotgun Elmer Thud style, waiting to catch him. Waited and waited than fell asleep dropped the shotgun it went off shooting the fridge, oops.
Got a dog, a trap and a new fridge now.
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Post by MCB » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:41 pm

What are you like! Thank God it was only the fridge...
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Post by philipwalker » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:46 pm

Worst part it was full of beer.
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Post by MCB » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:52 pm

Oh B****r now if I had known that...
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Post by Dr-Al » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:11 pm

philipwalker wrote:Worst part it was full of beer.
Using a shotgun in the house? Are you sure it was just the fridge that was full of beer?

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Post by rolskii » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:38 pm

Now remember children ..... rats are okay in yr kitchen ...... but watch out for PW .....
~ he has a bad temper and even takes it out on white goods ~ :thumbsdown:

Down side of it is ..... rats piss on there tail and feet ...... wherever they walk or brush by ..... they leave there mark ... by piss paw prints ....... :lol:
Which carries veils disease or better known as Leptospiral jaundice ..... get the bleach out & wash ....

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Post by MarkB » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:41 pm

rolskii wrote:Now remember children ..... rats are okay in yr kitchen ...... but watch out for PW .....
~ he has a bad temper and even takes it out on white goods ~ :thumbsdown:

Down side of it is ..... rats piss on there tail and feet ...... wherever they walk or brush by ..... they leave there mark ... by piss paw prints ....... :lol:
Which carries veils disease or better known as Leptospiral jaundice ..... get the bleach out & wash ....
Very sensible words from a complete Nutta!! :biggrin3: :bigwave:
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