I'm afraid there's no chest wig for you shirtlifter types.chunky79 wrote:Surrey Sam wrote:Good effort Ross![]()
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I've heard they prefer a smooth hairless body nowadays.
That's what my boyfriend says anyway.
That's what my boyfriend says anyway.
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And I like vaj with a bit of hair on it. We used to like vaj without hair and the gheys liked to hairy bear look. Funny how things change.
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Don't like a totally smooth vag either tbh. Need a landing strip, or a postage stamp sized area to keep your nose warm.bam_bam wrote:And I like vaj with a bit of hair on it. We used to like vaj without hair and the gheys liked to hairy bear look. Funny how things change.
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I can lend you some chest hair if you'd like to feel like a man for a bit?Surrey Sam wrote:I'm afraid there's no chest wig for you shirtlifter types.chunky79 wrote:Surrey Sam wrote:Good effort Ross![]()
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Great.
Please enclose the 70's attire to go with it, my mandrobe is in dire straits. You can keep the Bee Gees vinyl though.
Please enclose the 70's attire to go with it, my mandrobe is in dire straits. You can keep the Bee Gees vinyl though.
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Sorry, don't have the 70's clothes, was born right at the end of them.
I thought all men had chest hair
I thought all men had chest hair

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REAL men do...chunky79 wrote:Sorry, don't have the 70's clothes, was born right at the end of them.
I thought all men had chest hair
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Bollocks.
Real men have those.
Real men have those.
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I've got a feeling this thread might go off topic soon.
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I'm still waiting for the poor owner of the original post to pop along all excited to see he's been spotted. Only to then find the contents of this thread.MikeFish wrote:I've got a feeling this thread might go off topic soon.

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How do you stop waiting for something like this?!?! Surely the OP would actually need to log on/register then post into this thread... fcuk it, I ain't got nuffin' better to do *bam_bam pulls up a chair next to Ross and his Dangleys*RossDagley wrote:I'm still waiting for the poor owner of the original post to pop along all excited to see he's been spotted. Only to then find the contents of this thread.MikeFish wrote:I've got a feeling this thread might go off topic soon.
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Why not just sit in the passenger seat in his S3?
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Because that's not gay at all...chunky79 wrote:Why not just sit in the passenger seat in his S3?
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Sitting in the back while Dangley drove me around... now that'd be ghey.RossDagley wrote:Because that's not gay at all...chunky79 wrote:Why not just sit in the passenger seat in his S3?
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