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are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:46 pm
by batty
Was taking a couple of mates to the pub last night. I dropped them off and set off “giving it the full beansâ€
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:24 pm
by Blue_Thunder
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:05 pm
by RS6Steve
Thats because she usually only hears Corsa's/Astras with Big exhausts and no engine to match.....
Not a real car.......

RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:17 pm
by sonny
Excellent lol
Are we ex BMW owners too lmao
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:54 pm
by batty
i thought the official audi cock happened when the b7 RS4 was introduced. ah well, if the sock fits, when in rome, and all that....
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:57 pm
by HYFR
i feel like a cock in my RS 4, I didnt feel like it in my RS 6
I think it the way people judge you
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:20 pm
by no_RS
So driving off in your Audi makes women think about cock...
RE: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:30 pm
by sonny
It happened when the e46 came out, it happened when the B7 RS4 came out...ppl get jealous! that's about it. Did Boxster drivers ever loose there title of "cock"? lol
Re: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:34 pm
by MoRS6+
[quote="batty"]Was taking a couple of mates to the pub last night. I dropped them off and set off “giving it the full beansâ€
RE: Re: are all Audi drivers c0cks ??
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:16 pm
by bluenosewrx
I bet i was called a cock a lot more in my old STi, was proper loud and my neighbours must have hated it every morning.
Mac
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:52 pm
by timk
If you feel like a cock driving an Audi, just try driving a Porsche for a bit. The Cock-o-meter on those goes right up to 11. That's one better than 10.

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:05 am
by Cornishmoocher
I AM a cock of the cockiest order!
(but a cock with a fast, horny sounding motor, so

)
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:38 pm
by Scotty
When I got my S4, some mates I met at a pub wanted to hear the full Milltek system. We were out in the car park and they were getting me to blip it ... a bit more each time. I only did so for 30 secs or so but when I turned it off a guy who I hadn't seen walked back towards the pub and said into his phone "I can hear you now. There was a cock revving his car".

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:47 pm
by johninspain
timk wrote:If you feel like a cock driving an Audi, just try driving a Porsche for a bit. The Cock-o-meter on those goes right up to 11. That's one better than 10.

Yeh but the bird pulling o meter goes over 11 in a Porsche !!!!!!
OMG im a cock just for saying that !!!!!!