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Hello all,

Always one to give praise where due.

The boys (and there are an awful lot of them there!) did a fantastic job on my RS4 cabriolet. Renewed and sorted the TV tuner, remote hood opening plus a remap. They also sorted a few faults, one of which was a simple 'brake switch' causing the car to cut the revs at high speed...alarming to say the least. No more..

Love the remap and also all the technical help, advice and general guidance they gave.

When you see your precious car stripped fairly bare and someone crawling around in it your heart does sit in your mouth for a while as you hope it all goes back together again. It did and I am very pleased.

Full marks for HazzyDays (apart from boys....no hand towel in the toilet, which with so many of you there was surprisingly scrupulously clean but a lady needs her hands nice 'n' dry after she's powdered and the like).

Used them many times

But really, you got them to remap your car?

Yes. It's superb, more torque and noticeably better mid range. They sorted the few faults found on diagnostics first and then checked that the aftermarket air intake system on my car was going to be compatible. Cheap is never my deciding factor but for what I've got for the money it is fantastic. I like them, you sound a little poo pooing of them if I may say?!

HazzyDays have a rolling road? I didn't know that...

No rolling road. I like my car but that's a little too specialist for me. I like more power and torque but I don't need all the jazz with it. You boys are far too keen for me on much of this. I look after it, drive it and play with it. Fantastic car but real roads not rolling ones for me you aficionados!

Lady Penelope wrote:No rolling road. I like my car but that's a little too specialist for me. I like more power and torque but I don't need all the jazz with it. You boys are far too keen for me on much of this. I look after it, drive it and play with it. Fantastic car but real roads not rolling ones for me you aficionados!

Righty O'...

Lady Penelope wrote:No rolling road. I like my car but that's a little too specialist for me. I like more power and torque but I don't need all the jazz with it. You boys are far too keen for me on much of this. I look after it, drive it and play with it. Fantastic car but real roads not rolling ones for me you aficionados!

Errrm...

Errrrrrrrm, nope still got nothing...

It sounds like you've got yourself a generic remap, a rolling road would give the opportunity for a good tuner to create a baseline then code a bespoke/custom remap. It would then be tested with a workshop methodology in a safe a repeatable fashion. Your assumption of rolling road is just ignorant, we're not aficionados, we're not 'that keen' and this isn't 'jazz'.

*Would you rather buy a pair of generic high-heels or a pair of Louboutins for 30% more?


*This question should high-light my ignorance regarding woman's shoes.

Lol @ Bam and the high heels analogy!

bam_bam wrote:

Lady Penelope wrote:No rolling road. I like my car but that's a little too specialist for me. I like more power and torque but I don't need all the jazz with it. You boys are far too keen for me on much of this. I look after it, drive it and play with it. Fantastic car but real roads not rolling ones for me you aficionados!

Errrm...

Errrrrrrrm, nope still got nothing...

It sounds like you've got yourself a generic remap, a rolling road would give the opportunity for a good tuner to create a baseline then code a bespoke/custom remap. It would then be tested with a workshop methodology in a safe a repeatable fashion. Your assumption of rolling road is just ignorant, we're not aficionados, we're not 'that keen' and this isn't 'jazz'.

*Would you rather buy a pair of generic high-heels or a pair of Louboutins for 30% more?


*This question should high-light my ignorance regarding woman's shoes.

I was relaxing and having a small espresso thinking of composing this response but then thought, nah f**k it, convinced Bam will do the honours...

When you sell your car and write your advert, please make sure you include the fact it now has 500bhp after your remap.

HYFR wrote:When you sell your car and write your advert, please make sure you include the fact it now has 500bhp after your remap.

https://fat.gfycat.com/FluffyWeirdComet.webm

bam_bam wrote:

HYFR wrote:When you sell your car and write your advert, please make sure you include the fact it now has 500bhp after your remap.

https://fat.gfycat.com/FluffyWeirdComet.webm

Volume. I need Volume.

neilparf wrote:

bam_bam wrote:

HYFR wrote:When you sell your car and write your advert, please make sure you include the fact it now has 500bhp after your remap.

https://fat.gfycat.com/FluffyWeirdComet.webm

Volume. I need Volume.

It's a webm of a gif, no volume.

bam_bam wrote:It's a webm of a gif, no volume.

I know - I just wanted to know what was being uttered. Don't worry, I'll lip read...

I've re-watched this. Yup, she's screaming like she's on fire.