are all Audi drivers c0cks ??

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are all Audi drivers c0cks ??

Post by batty » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:46 pm

Was taking a couple of mates to the pub last night. I dropped them off and set off “giving it the full beansâ€
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Post by Blue_Thunder » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:24 pm

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Post by RS6Steve » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:05 pm

Thats because she usually only hears Corsa's/Astras with Big exhausts and no engine to match.....

Not a real car....... :-)
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Post by sonny » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:17 pm

Excellent lol

Are we ex BMW owners too lmao
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Post by batty » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:54 pm

i thought the official audi cock happened when the b7 RS4 was introduced. ah well, if the sock fits, when in rome, and all that....
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Post by HYFR » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:57 pm

i feel like a cock in my RS 4, I didnt feel like it in my RS 6

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Post by no_RS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:20 pm

So driving off in your Audi makes women think about cock...

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Post by sonny » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:30 pm

It happened when the e46 came out, it happened when the B7 RS4 came out...ppl get jealous! that's about it. Did Boxster drivers ever loose there title of "cock"? lol
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Post by MoRS6+ » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:34 pm

[quote="batty"]Was taking a couple of mates to the pub last night. I dropped them off and set off “giving it the full beansâ€

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Post by bluenosewrx » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:16 pm

I bet i was called a cock a lot more in my old STi, was proper loud and my neighbours must have hated it every morning.

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Post by timk » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:52 pm

If you feel like a cock driving an Audi, just try driving a Porsche for a bit. The Cock-o-meter on those goes right up to 11. That's one better than 10. :D

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:05 am

I AM a cock of the cockiest order!

(but a cock with a fast, horny sounding motor, so :assflash: :<beep>_you: :smile_smoking: )
It's all Bollox.
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Post by Scotty » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:38 pm

When I got my S4, some mates I met at a pub wanted to hear the full Milltek system. We were out in the car park and they were getting me to blip it ... a bit more each time. I only did so for 30 secs or so but when I turned it off a guy who I hadn't seen walked back towards the pub and said into his phone "I can hear you now. There was a cock revving his car".

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Post by johninspain » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:47 pm

timk wrote:If you feel like a cock driving an Audi, just try driving a Porsche for a bit. The Cock-o-meter on those goes right up to 11. That's one better than 10. :D

Yeh but the bird pulling o meter goes over 11 in a Porsche !!!!!!

OMG im a cock just for saying that !!!!!!
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