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Make sure you keep your car inside.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -cars.html

That made me really laugh out loud.

"Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. "

Apparently there is car forum for car lovers...im going to check it out.

"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

Reminds me of a story a few years ago when a bloke got done for making love to a pavement in Northampton!!

Hehe. Brilliant.

Mr Smith aka 'Bam Bam'

Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them

JCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them

Speak for yourself

OMG. That rangey looks like mine. I feel violated.

Shoppinit wrote:

JCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them

Speak for yourself

Just going by the guy (?) on that picture

Shoppinit wrote:

JCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them

Speak for yourself

So you do horses and/or eliphants??

sonny wrote:

That pic looks just like Rich(quattrokid)

Is it Mr Tumble? Here he is having a go at a bus!