Andrew Motion I aint.......
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:27 pm
Performance cars, I've had a mix
from Porsches, Evos and Scoobs
To the mighty RS6.
This is the story of my road to ruin
Of the tuning bug
that was my un-doing.
4.2 litre Bi-turbo
155mph restricted-
thats just to bloody slow.
0-60 in 4.7
what goods that
in accelerating heaven?
Then I heard the thunder and the roar
of Milltek pipes,
RS6 - foot to the floor.
THATS IT! THATS FOR ME! I cried
As money i started to save
and to my wife I lied
More HP and bigger brakes
a Milltek too
what a difference it makes!
QST, MTM or MRC
but for me it had to be
Grizz, at unit 20
Bugger me now its quick
Fast as F*ck
like <beep> off a stick!
Many cars have tried and been beat
Made to look daft
as my dirt they eat.
MPG What'll it do?
Who gives a toss
this car aint for you!
So get in a drive like your pants are on fire
and enjoy the symphony
that is the Milltek Choir............
from Porsches, Evos and Scoobs
To the mighty RS6.
This is the story of my road to ruin
Of the tuning bug
that was my un-doing.
4.2 litre Bi-turbo
155mph restricted-
thats just to bloody slow.
0-60 in 4.7
what goods that
in accelerating heaven?
Then I heard the thunder and the roar
of Milltek pipes,
RS6 - foot to the floor.
THATS IT! THATS FOR ME! I cried
As money i started to save
and to my wife I lied
More HP and bigger brakes
a Milltek too
what a difference it makes!
QST, MTM or MRC
but for me it had to be
Grizz, at unit 20
Bugger me now its quick
Fast as F*ck
like <beep> off a stick!
Many cars have tried and been beat
Made to look daft
as my dirt they eat.
MPG What'll it do?
Who gives a toss
this car aint for you!
So get in a drive like your pants are on fire
and enjoy the symphony
that is the Milltek Choir............
