I have no words for this monstrosity.....

4.2 V8 40v biturbo - 450 bhp
4.2 V8 40v biturbo - 480 bhp (plus)
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I have no words for this monstrosity.....

Post by Jayjay101 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:29 pm

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c5 rs6 owner thats been known to cut the wrong wire.............

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Post by Shoppinit » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:45 pm

Jayjay101 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:29 pm
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Thought we'd seen the last of those hideous body kits. :thumbsdown:

MSP... Most Spasticated Primate? Just a guess.
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Post by Steveo » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:58 pm

Minging Snout Pout?
RS6 C5, MTM

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Post by DuncRS6 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:42 pm

The stuff of nightmares :bash:
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Post by MeTsU » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:06 am

MSP stands for something rather crude in Afrikaans. Ma Se P..s
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Post by bam_bam » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:37 pm

MeTsU wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:06 am
MSP stands for something rather crude in Afrikaans. Ma Se P..s
Ah, ya ma se puss. We say that in the office all the time. I also like to call new Saffers that I meet "plaasjapie ".
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Post by MeTsU » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:22 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:37 pm
MeTsU wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:06 am
MSP stands for something rather crude in Afrikaans. Ma Se P..s
Ah, ya ma se puss. We say that in the office all the time. I also like to call new Saffers that I meet "plaasjapie ".
Haha, nice one.
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Post by Shockerboy » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:13 pm

So all you South African members , where do you take your cars to to get the DRC replaced when it gives trouble ??

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Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:59 am

Sorry, but I see your username and can't help but think of this

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Post by MeTsU » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:02 am

Shockerboy wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:13 pm
So all you South African members , where do you take your cars to to get the DRC replaced when it gives trouble ??
Unfortunately mine was already pulled out before I bought mine.

I would chat to Steve at Koni (CRS) - http://www.crsperformance.co.za - but I don't know if he has the tools to recharge the DRC system (which I ideally would have liked to have kept). But, regarding replacing your suspension setup, he would be the guy I would personally go to - I got my Koni coilovers from him for my VW Polo Sportline.

He has a wealth of knowledge, has done a number of setups for the guys in the UK too I believe.
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Re: I have no words for this monstrosity.....

Post by anthonys2 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:58 am

Argh yes I saw "it" advertised on autotrader and thought WTF I just don't understand why anyone would spoil what would otherwise be a nice RS6 Avant??

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Post by benh999 » Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:12 am

What’s worse is someone paid a lot of money to have this work done to their car :|

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Post by Shockerboy » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:43 am

MetSu , thanks for the info , ( I am Steve from South Africa ) mt sons Ashley and James run the business for me there . you are correct no one except Audi can recharge the DRC but we can change the shocks for you to a very well priced KONI exclusive system which we have developed for the RS4 anf RS6 models with DRC
kind regards steve

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Post by Shockerboy » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:44 am

If you search KONI suspension on this forum you will find lots of positive comments

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Post by MeTsU » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:12 am

Shockerboy wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:43 am
MetSu , thanks for the info , ( I am Steve from South Africa ) mt sons Ashley and James run the business for me there . you are correct no one except Audi can recharge the DRC but we can change the shocks for you to a very well priced KONI exclusive system which we have developed for the RS4 anf RS6 models with DRC
kind regards steve
Haha, oh fantastic - then we've chatted on the phone - quite a few years ago. :bigwave:
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