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In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:57 am
by R56WUF
Well as the car heads to Unit 20 on Monday I’ve decided to offer a stunning prize of a chocolate bar to whoever is correct in predicting the reason behind my non starting RS6.
Prize is the real deal and even includes postage.
Disclaimer. In the event of the engine being as dead as Theresa May (and I’m not even sure that this is possible on several levels) then I will most likely lose the ability to package and post said chocolate as I’ll most likely be stuffing my face with it in a desperate attempt to lift my morale.
And there you were, wondering how you would cope without the excitement of Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway this year...
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:59 am
by Jayjay101
I think it’s a Jammed starter motor........
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Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:59 am
by R56WUF
Jayjay101 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:59 am
I think it’s a Jammed starter motor........
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Just be mindful I can only accept your first answer Jay.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:04 am
by MeTsU
I'm in to enjoy the lead up to the delivery of said chocolate. I don't believe postage to South Africa would be viable, haha.
I think you should post of a photo of this delicious treat to wet our appetites.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:15 am
by Eddie555
I’m going for a jammed starter motor cog. Either burnt out and seized or the actual cog is broke jamming the fly wheel.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:16 am
by R56WUF
MeTsU wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:04 am
I'm in to enjoy the lead up to the delivery of said chocolate. I don't believe postage to South Africa would be viable, haha.
I think you should post of a photo of this delicious treat to wet our appetites.
My sister in law lives in Cape Town so postage costs are included

Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
by R56WUF
Eddie555 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:15 am
I’m going for a jammed starter motor cog. Either burnt out and seized or the actual cog is broke jamming the fly wheel.
A brave tactic being so specific...
If you’re right I may send you a large chocolate bar as a reflection of your detailed answer!
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
by srichards
Something stupidly random that nobody predicted, including me....
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:30 am
by R56WUF
srichards wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Something stupidly random that nobody predicted, including me....
An early ‘cover all bases’ answer. I’m liking your style.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:37 pm
by R56WUF
Oooft! Someone has gone with the engine. I sincerely hope that they don’t want to win the chocolate...
I know Grizz sometimes frequents the forum so in the interest of fairness, Mr Grizz (and family, friends, and pets) are prevented from entering the competition unless they vote before Monday!
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:45 pm
by simonpoulton
My bet is something to do with the wiring / big fuses / battery. Even if the motor was stuck, the decent battery should be able to hold 7.5v under load. The way the dash dies entirely just doesn't seem right.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:56 pm
by bam_bam
THIS.
srichards wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Something stupidly random that nobody predicted, including me....
...or me.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:07 pm
by R56WUF
bam_bam wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:56 pm
THIS.
srichards wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Something stupidly random that nobody predicted, including me....
...or me.
I think by default (due to the nature of a one stop catches all type of answer) I can only allow one stab in the dark entry!
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:18 pm
by MeTsU
R56WUF wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:16 am
MeTsU wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:04 am
I'm in to enjoy the lead up to the delivery of said chocolate. I don't believe postage to South Africa would be viable, haha.
I think you should post of a photo of this delicious treat to wet our appetites.
My sister in law lives in Cape Town so postage costs are included
Fantastic!
Not sure sure it's a birds nest but I have a feeling it's something electrically based, so went wiring.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:36 pm
by bam_bam
R56WUF wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:07 pm
bam_bam wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:56 pm
THIS.
srichards wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am
Something stupidly random that nobody predicted, including me....
...or me.
I think by default (due to the nature of a one stop catches all type of answer) I can only allow one stab in the dark entry!
If it is this, give it to Richards and I'll just hang around his mouth while he eats it.