Have you guys met before or will you make contact via Grinder?
In an attempt to remain positive...
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I do wish people would stop voting for the engine!
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I've been stalking him a while now. I feel it's been a long enough stalking to comfortably hang at his mouth while he eats the chocolate. I mean, if something was to drop out of his mouth or he did dribble... well, we just have to wait and see how we feel, he seems open to most things.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
That’s cute. I’m happy for you. I’m not sure how he feels, but you seem quite content.
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Oh totally, that's me though, a very selfish stalker. It's all about me.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I don’t believe I’m overly qualified to comment on the typical mind of a stalker, however I don’t believe a significant percentage of professional stalkers truly care about the welfare of their ‘victim’. I think that’s why the term victim applies but I couldn’t be sure.
The silence from srichards is rather deafening though. This means that he is either enjoying the moment or is processing his application for a banning order as we speak. I think the lack of position gives you some justification for a few more lewd comments.
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
No, I'm watching him, he's nervously looking about but he's not called the police or even looked up the usual avenues of protection on the Interwebz. As I said, he seems open...
\thread completely derailed.
Is it too late to start some jokes about 'bottom-ends'?
\thread completely derailed.
Is it too late to start some jokes about 'bottom-ends'?
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
In the interests of my mental state, we should only joke about parts that have a value of £5* or less.
* including VAT.
* including VAT.
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
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Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I have no idea who the hell you are, what the hell the history of this car is or why the hell I am posting here, so I have voted Gearbox.
Current:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
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"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Makes perfect sense.Mr Footlong wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:57 pmI have no idea who the hell you are, what the hell the history of this car is or why the hell I am posting here, so I have voted Gearbox.
First answer locked in, but you can read the thread a wee bit further down titled ‘Seized Crankshaft’.
2004 C5 RS6 - Missano Red (the fastest colour...) - Departed
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
2004 C5 RS6 - Sprint Blue (the prettiest colour...) - Poorly
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Bad electrical connection or new battery is screwed.
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Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I’m gonna throw in another. The new starter motor has come loose. Therefore it is hanging/tilted and causing a bad earth point to itself. Also because it is hanging/tilted it has wedged and jammed the flywheel.
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2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I'm thinking electrical earth.
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Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
Ive gone 'other' , its the DRC , it always is on a 6
Re: In an attempt to remain positive...
I'll add a ignition switch - one attached to the ignition barrel
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