I should never be aloud near my car again! F**ked myself big time.......

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I should never be aloud near my car again! F**ked myself big time.......

Post by Jayjay101 » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:17 pm

So just got my engine out-BUT after dropping the engine down there was a wire stopping it so me pulling it out so without thinking grab the wire cutters on the floor and cut it!!!and it’s all the wires for the gearbox control!!! I honestly have never done something so f##king stupid in my life(when it comes to cars anyway) just got to hope I can sort it-so please feel free to give me sh#t about it..........


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Post by Jon_J » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:48 pm

Jayjay101 wrote:So just got my engine out-BUT after dropping the engine down there was a wire stopping it so me pulling it out so without thinking grab the wire cutters on the floor and cut it!!!and it’s all the wires for the gearbox control!!! I honestly have never done something so f##king stupid in my life(when it comes to cars anyway) just got to hope I can sort it-so please feel free to give me sh#t about it..........


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Post by Jayjay101 » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:52 pm

Jon_J wrote:
Jayjay101 wrote:So just got my engine out-BUT after dropping the engine down there was a wire stopping it so me pulling it out so without thinking grab the wire cutters on the floor and cut it!!!and it’s all the wires for the gearbox control!!! I honestly have never done something so f##king stupid in my life(when it comes to cars anyway) just got to hope I can sort it-so please feel free to give me sh#t about it..........


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I’m hoping too mate some are really bloody small!!


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Post by Jon_J » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:01 pm

Jayjay101 wrote:
Jon_J wrote:
Jayjay101 wrote:So just got my engine out-BUT after dropping the engine down there was a wire stopping it so me pulling it out so without thinking grab the wire cutters on the floor and cut it!!!and it’s all the wires for the gearbox control!!! I honestly have never done something so f##king stupid in my life(when it comes to cars anyway) just got to hope I can sort it-so please feel free to give me sh#t about it..........


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I’m hoping too mate some are really bloody small!!


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It’ll be fine. Lesson learnt though lol


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Post by Shoppinit » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:19 pm

Spaz.
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Post by MeTsU » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:28 pm

Ouch :-( I can't even imagine.
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Post by Brooner » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:45 pm

Take your leading hand and slap your self repeatedly until your sure you will never duplicate this idiocy again then repeat
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Post by Steveo » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:50 pm

Douchebag!
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Post by Steveo » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:52 pm

Get a decent soldering iron, one with variable temperature, and cross your fingers!
But well done on pulling the engine!
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Post by Ben_r1 » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:47 pm

What on earth would possess you to cut a wire!? Do you not intend to refit? Are you a scrapyard?

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Post by fukinavit » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:23 am

Without doubt, you are a dumb f*****.
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Post by MrHilario » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:29 am

Even I wouldn't do that, and I'm really dumb :bash:
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Post by Bladerider » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:15 pm

LOL

Unlucky chap,

You should start a thread under an assumed name and dob yourself in "conspiracy stylee"
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Post by bam_bam » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:08 pm

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Post by Shoppinit » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:11 pm

Do like.
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