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Ass wipes

Post by chunky79 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:34 pm

When people hit cars, why don't they own up?
Had a lovely little break down Wales this weekend, came to load the car this morning and found some fecking gutless pile of turd has hit the rear bumper. The dumb fecks knew they had done it cause they have tried to hide it with dirt, the car is bloody clean :evil:
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Nobby » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:39 pm

Mother Fcukers. Is the bumper fixable?
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by chunky79 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:49 pm

Should be ok with a good polish. Didn't look too much cause I was ready to remove every wing mirror on every car I could see. Hope fully not cracked but will only see when I get the paint off.
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Shoppinit » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:51 pm

Much angerness for you. And I thought the Welsh were stand-up people...
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by mavada » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:00 pm

...ive seen people who hit another car, looked if their own car is damaged, and drove away without bothering what damage has been done to the other car... :drink:
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Post by Batfinnk » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:27 pm

I've had that recently too. Some daft bint in a Fiat 500 managed to reverse into the front on mine outside my house and has dented the chrome bits on the grill and just drove off. Luckily one of my neighbours saw them do it. The car was back outside yesterday but the rain stopped me from seeing them to ask them about it. I will catch up with them soon though and I bet they deny it until I mention they were seen doing it! Bloody annoying as the gap she was parked in didn't really require her to reverse. How do some people get their licence?
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Post by armyair » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:11 pm

Gutted for you mate. It seems to be a sign of the times that this behaviour is becoming more common. A friend in Somerset was watching TV heard a bang and saw his car moved 3ft up the street and a BMW driving off up the road. Also I've just returned home from walking Hadrians Wall and found my van has fresh battle scars from combat that took place whilst I was away!
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by chunky79 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:07 am

I just don't understand folk these days. Gave It a clean last night and the bumper is slightly cracked and scuffed, going to get a quote ASAP as I hate looking at any damage. :cry:
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by njm rs6 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:36 am

This is one of my real pet hates it drives me crazy that people just dont care anymore. But as armyair said its a sign of the times I think with cheap finance on new cars people only own them for a few years then buy another when it gets dirty, unlike 10 years ago when you saved for a few years to buy a nice car then youd keep it for 5+ years and really look after it. Add that to sky high insurance that people are scared to claim against incase the premium goes through the roof next year you just get hundreds of thousends of drivers not giving a <beep> about their or anyone else's car.

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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:26 am

Sorry dude :(.

This is why I will park a mile away from every other bastard in a car park when I don't know them. I have to admit, during my Chemo I was actually parking in disabled spots quite often where there have been plenty going due to the huge gaps between the cars.
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Shoppinit » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:32 am

Mr Footlong wrote: This is why I will park a mile away from every other bastard in a car park
I do this, too, but every single fecking time I come back, there is a car parked next to me...
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:11 am

Yep, I decided to omit that part...
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by chunky79 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:48 pm

Sad thing is, I did park out the way and left loads of room for the last car to park. Car park was only small (15 room hotel) and looks like the dumb feck couldn't reverse back 5 meters, so tried to turn around inside my car instead :bash: If people can't reverse 5 meters then they should have their licence and knee caps removed!
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by chunky79 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:50 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Mr Footlong wrote: This is why I will park a mile away from every other bastard in a car park
I do this, too, but every single fecking time I come back, there is a car parked next to me...

Ditto, they will even park right next to the works van with about 6 spaces free each side, madness, pure madness.
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Re: Ass wipes

Post by Shoppinit » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:51 pm

chunky79 wrote:Sad thing is, I did park out the way and left loads of room for the last car to park. Car park was only small (15 room hotel) and looks like the dumb feck couldn't reverse back 5 meters, so tried to turn around inside my car instead :bash: If people can't reverse 5 meters then they should have their licence and knee caps removed!
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