Guess how much for a new steering rack??

[bam_bam]

Why do you always hope that I'm drunk? How many times have I told you? No means no, I won't have sex with you, me being drunk doesn't make me 'easier'.

[chunky79]

The special cocktail of drugs make it easier, being drunk means you dont remember it!
Funny how you always play hard to get on here!!!!

[bam_bam]

For the final time, Faye begged me to let you into the room in the hope that you'd get some pointers. It's not my fault you can't cum anymore unless you're watching me bone your missus, it doesn't mean we 'have' something together.

[chunky79]

I didn't know you were in there with Faye, I thought you were with Stretch. Plus, I can't cum cause I've seen you butt naked. I mean, why the feck do you always wear nipple clamps?

[bam_bam]

I only do things to put you off. There was nothing in it for me, at all, nothing.

[chunky79]

The butt plug, were you wearing that just to put me off?

[bam_bam]

It wasn't a butt plug, it was a rear-view camera to keep an eye on you... and what I saw was unnerving.

[chunky79]

Unnerving? I hear you have gone a purchased the same gimp suit.

[bam_bam]

Lies, it was a buy-one-get-one-free and you've been trying to offload that extra suit onto anyone who'll take it. I'll not be a part of your free advertising attempts, pitiful.

[chunky79]

So which one you purchased then? Did you get the one with the 'one-way' sign pointing to the anus? I also hear you had your 'handle' bum_bum printed on it?

[bam_bam]

So which one you purchased then? Did you get the one with the 'one-way' sign pointing to the anus? I also hear you had your 'handle' bum_bum printed on it?

Que?

If this was a farting competition, you have arrived at that point where your farts have ceased making noise... have you thought about stopping?

[chunky79]

If this was a farting competition I would win easy. Your knot hole is so slack you don't even make a pffft.

[bam_bam]

*bam_bam's knot hole claps slowly for the compressed Footlong*

[chunky79]

Usually I'd take a bow, but I'd rather not bend over in your company again.

[chunky79]

Soooooo, how much can the rack be obtained for?