RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

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Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by MartWilliams » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:52 pm

redline060779 wrote:I was offered this car in PX and thought it would be nice to give someone the oppoprtunity as I aint stocking anything for a few weeks. I posted all the info I had at the time but all I got was bollocks responses as per usual on this f***king forum. You own a rs and suddenly some become an egotistic cock!!!!

There is so much I would like to say to all you uptight, so called experts roaming round on here with your heads up your arses.....BUT I CAN'T BE ARSED.......Im gonna go and shag my gorgeous Mrs while you lot piss and fart between yourself....GOODNITE!!!!
Well, that changes everything. Don't know about you guys but he's really won me over :roll: Salesman of the year or what!

Could you imagine ringing him up and asking a few questions

You "Hello, I'm interested in the RS6 you have for sale."

Him "Yeah, what's it too ya"

You "Er, well I'd like some more information. How much are you looking for it, has the DRC been replaced, what sort of condition is it in etc"

Him "What! For christ sake you are so up your own arse, my wife is fit and I'm going to get dressed up in my pirate outfit and shag her. ha ha ha ha. I'm not crazy...."

You "dial tone........................"

Golffather, good luck mate.

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RE: Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by Golffather » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:26 am

LOL!

This thread is rather spicy..........

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:30 am

teehehee!

I think i may have upset him. Oh well. At least he gave us more info about his wife than his car........
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Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by RS6-4dr911 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:46 am

redline060779 wrote:I was offered this car in PX and thought it would be nice to give someone the oppoprtunity as I aint stocking anything for a few weeks. I posted all the info I had at the time but all I got was bollocks responses as per usual on this f***king forum. You own a rs and suddenly some become an egotistic cock!!!!

There is so much I would like to say to all you uptight, so called experts roaming round on here with your heads up your arses.....BUT I CAN'T BE ARSED.......Im gonna go and shag my gorgeous Mrs while you lot piss and fart between yourself....GOODNITE!!!!
Well, I wasn't interested before, but you so diplomatically, substantively and thoroughly answered all the queries I can't help but feel obligated to purchase the vehicle now. Please forward your invoice asap and I'll gladly forward my bank info promptly. Oh yes, how much again?

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Post by mattler » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:20 am

OMG!! I haven`t heard this much excitement since we all got invited to Dave Courtney`s bash :shock:

Whats the score here? Does this guy think we are all in IT and have librarian wife`s?? (no offence if anyone is;))

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Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by GregR1 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:54 pm

redline060779 wrote: You own a rs and suddenly some become an egotistic cock!!!!
Nope, we're just better than you.

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Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by Shoppinit » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:44 pm

MartWilliams wrote:Him "What! For christ sake you are so up your own arse, my wife is fit and I'm going to get dressed up in my pirate outfit and shag her. ha ha ha ha. I'm not crazy...."
Wet my pants laughing!
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Post by Nudenut » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:55 pm

Wet my pants laughing!
And F4rted?? :lol:

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Post by Shoppinit » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:56 pm

Nudenut wrote:And F4rted?? :lol:
No more than usual.
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Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by TopBear » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:23 pm

redline060779 wrote:Im gonna go and shag my gorgeous Mrs while you lot piss and fart between yourself....GOODNITE!!!!
I now feel incredibly sorry for your wife :roll:

P.S.

She's not of the 'blow-up' variety by any chance is she? :o
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RE: Re: RE: RS6 Plus up for grabs. Must be quick though!!!

Post by Ramone » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:51 pm

i'm not in IT, its sofware...

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