MOOCH RUNS OUT OF TALENT- A WARNING!!!

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:32 pm

<beep> Control. Feckin top drawer!

Thanks for the kind words, and TBH, we all love recanting tales of glory, but, there is always another side, and i reckon tis only right to share your Twatish moments with your bretheren........
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Post by grizz » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:53 pm

Hahahahahah , your a "cock"....... From your phone call i throught it was properley stoved in....... :shock: So glad it's justa scratch :wink:
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Post by Allroad » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:41 pm

:D Sorry to hear off your mishap,could have been worse but glad you
are still trying to use the Power and not just rolling along 8)
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Post by MoRS6+ » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:46 pm

Mooch, you nutter!

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Post by Shoppinit » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:08 pm

Nasty shock. Glad you're OK. Shame you weren't videoing it :)
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Post by SteveH » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:26 pm

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Post by drybeer » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:33 pm

Hear here.

Not many folk - especially on these forums - will actually admit the fact that we are not each and every one of us a budding Walter Rohrl.

Sad to hear about the damage however it actually looks not too bad - like you said.

Hope it "heals" OK
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Post by deanobeano » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:58 pm

Yeah, Mooch, when are you posting it on You Tube

seven second ringmaster still cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Qxic6qj3E
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Post by Shoppinit » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:06 pm

Maybe you could do a "video reconstruction" ;) :rocker:
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Post by HYFR » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:19 pm

deanobeano wrote:Yeah, Mooch, when are you posting it on You Tube

seven second ringmaster still cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Qxic6qj3E
thats quality

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:55 pm

There will be no reconstruction thank you very much..........

Grizz your only calling me a cock cos there is feck all for you to repair! :lol: (not yet anyhoo- your list is long enough as it is!)
Grizzezezsseszzz comment on the phone... " Hi grizz its mooch" " hello mate, how are ya?" "ok i spose, I just run out of talent" " ya what- oh no!" "yeah (recount the tale)" "ah ya knob, I thought you had done it propper like 140 or sumut!"

I nearly crashed again for laffin. It cheered me up anyhoo :lol:

Thanks for all your comments guys- go steady out there, it can happen to anyone- even a cock like me!
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Post by paul_23 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:09 am

Have you guys seen the pics of the RS6 avant that was totalled around a tree and split the car in half (lengthwise)? The powerpoint file is massive so no chance of posting on here but I got it at work last week..........so could email it you if you PM me with your email

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:54 am

Yeah, thats been around for ages. The guy on the phone in it is the driver....... It wasn't that bad as in it cut the car in half, he had to be cut out and the fire service did most of the "neat cutting". Still, 110mph into a tree.....
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Post by DNA540i » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:34 pm

Classic story Mooch, had me cracking up. glad your OK though and the 6 lives to see another day.

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Post by Cornishmoocher » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:29 pm

:thumb:
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