New brakes

[Mr Footlong]

Nice work! Spill the beans. Were these a straight bolt-on or is there some blackmagic going? New 8pots or did you spruce up your C5 8pots?
I'd be interested in the rear setup, can you post some pictures.

On the front they look particularly small due to the wheels but for me, on the rear I could also be interested as for me, they look different and like an "interesting" mod to compliment my front setup. I have to admit that I didn't even consider that until you chimed in though. Still not sure the look would work for me though as I really struggled to like them when I saw them in the flesh

/Baaaaaaaa.

[Shoppinit]

Rears look standard, other than the wavy bit. If any one wants wavy disks let me know and I can get some zimmies machined for you. I can even get them done in the shape of repeating boobs. How about that, footers? Different enough for you? I'm only semi-joking, by the way.

I like these wheels on the C5. I think they really suit it. I almost pulled the trigger on getting some of these, but decided to get some track day rims for the M3 instead. Then I got distracted and didn't do either.

Completely agree on the door badges, they are grim.

[bam_bam]

Can you get a fan of cocks machined around the edge of some Zimmies? I'll get 'em for Chunky's mum's car...

[chunky79]

Mother hasn't driven since she got my dads Daimler wedged in a multistory car park 28 years ago.
You were asking for yourself really weren't you!

[Mr Footlong]

I wedged one of the old company cars (Vauxhall Carlton) in a portcullis in Hereford once, many years ago. This was after the woman insisted that they had a Shogun drive through there once. Yesssssssss, yes you did.....

[bam_bam]

The last time I wedged one into Chunk's mum it looked like a damp terrier eating a panini.

[chunky79]

But the cock engraving was for you wasn't it.
I was hungry until I just read that .

[Shoppinit]

I wonder if it would be possible to machine a nicely balanced waveform so that when the wheel is turning at a certain speed it makes a little animation, like a flick-book. Like a waving cock.

[chunky79]

Can I ask, why cock??????

[Shoppinit]

Just seemed to be the way this thread was steered.

[chunky79]

Was that bam again wasn't it

[Shoppinit]

Yup. I was actually thinking of something cute and fluffy before my thought process got dragged into a dark alley and raped by bam's imagery.

[chunky79]

He's a tinker for that, corrupts us innocent gentle men.

[bam_bam]

Gentlemen, pah! Every part of a woman is delicate, like a flower and it should be treated with care and affection. Except the vagina, that thing needs to get pounded like it owes you 4 months rent.