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Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
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scottishv8owner
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
That made me really laugh out loud.
"Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. "
Apparently there is car forum for car lovers...im going to check it out.
"Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. "
Apparently there is car forum for car lovers...im going to check it out.
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving." 
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."
Reminds me of a story a few years ago when a bloke got done for making love to a pavement in Northampton!!
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."
Reminds me of a story a few years ago when a bloke got done for making love to a pavement in Northampton!!
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Hehe. Brilliant. 
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RS6 gone, R32 gone, M3 gone, Porsche Cayenne Turbo gone, Boring A6 saloon gone, Boring A6 Avant going in 5 weeks
. Maybe RS5 or S5 Hatchback to come...
Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Speak for yourselfJCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them
Last edited by Shoppinit on Sat May 21, 2011 8:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
OMG. That rangey looks like mine. I feel violated.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Just going by the guy (?) on that pictureShoppinit wrote:Speak for yourselfJCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them
B7 RS4 saloon Misano red, comfy seats, JHM tune & JHM full exhaust with cats and resonators - gone.
C5 RS6 Avant Daytona/Cognac - gone.
981 Cayman GTS Gray/Orange.
My youtube
C5 RS6 Avant Daytona/Cognac - gone.
981 Cayman GTS Gray/Orange.
My youtube
Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Shoppinit wrote:Speak for yourselfJCviggen wrote:Good thing our tailpipes are pretty big then...not much fun in them
So you do horses and/or eliphants??
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
That pic looks just like Rich(quattrokid)sonny wrote:
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Re: Man admits having sex with 1000 cars
Is it Mr Tumble?
Here he is having a go at a bus!
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