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They are serious. Do you seriously think Bam's perversions end with cars and women? I would wager there are plenty more topics he can perv over.
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Yeah, ask me about cooking. I got my chef's certificate while I was studying at uni.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.
The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.
The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Funny, but just by using the delete key, that meal has turned into Eddies perfect night in.bam_bam wrote: My favourite? A small bird, sedated, then sealed alive, close to the bird it won't be able to move.
The bird then struggles to get out. break open at the table
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Fcuk it, with your magic deleting, Mike, I wanna hang out with Eddie now.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Looool. Ok Mike you got me there. I do like a small bird. Remember I'm Chinese and we have small willies.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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I'd be no use to you bam. By all accounts ( from what chunk says) I'd never touch the sides of your humongous hole hole hole.bam_bam wrote:Fcuk it, with your magic deleting, Mike, I wanna hang out with Eddie now.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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That's ok, what are your wrist measurements?
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Pretty sure all my fans run at around only 700 rpm or so, as you say, meh nah do loud pc ting an dat.bam_bam wrote:Yeah most of them are done through sound. My fave is the case fan RPM. Once compromised, the hack then transmits binary via CPU or case fan speed, something like 1000RPM for 1 and 1600RPM for 0. Personally I think 1000 to 1600 case fan RPM is crazy loud, I could imagine Stretch would hit the roof over something that loud too.
As for all that hacking malarkey, that was mostly over my head too Chunk, life is too short these days for me to be even remotely cerebral anymore, so i just cope with being humbled by my mental superiors with ever increasing frequency.
Current:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
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Wrists? Nah. I was thinking using my head mate. Ps with a crash hat on too.bam_bam wrote:That's ok, what are your wrist measurements?
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Those are nice pictures on your wall Foot.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Wholey sheet!
Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
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How do you know I don't have something that drinks petrol??Surrey Sam wrote:Wholey sheet!
Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Go on...surprise me.Eddie555 wrote:How do you know I don't have something that drinks petrol??Surrey Sam wrote:Wholey sheet!
Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
Lawn mowers don't count BTW.
Sepang Blue B8 RS4, MY14, All option packs, B&O, Adv Key, Adapt Cruise, Pan Roof, Akrapovic Titanium Exhaust, + more.
Previous - Sprint Blue B7 RS4 Avant, Ceramics, Sunroof, SS+, Buckets, FBSW, Bluetooth, 2010+ RNSe
Previous - Phantom Black B7 RS4 Avant, Black Optics, Titan pack, SS+, Buckets, FBSW
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Thanks, i got bored one day and decided why not slap two strange looking boxes in the wall in my office as all the kewl kids must surely be doing it?Eddie555 wrote:Those are nice pictures on your wall Foot.
Current:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
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I didn't see anyone say ''Tell me about cooking, bum_bum''. Shut up.bam_bam wrote:Yeah, ask me about cooking. I got my chef's certificate while I was studying at uni.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.
The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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