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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by MikeFish » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:19 pm

They are serious. Do you seriously think Bam's perversions end with cars and women? I would wager there are plenty more topics he can perv over.

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Post by bam_bam » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:36 pm

Yeah, ask me about cooking. I got my chef's certificate while I was studying at uni.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.

The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by MikeFish » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:45 pm

bam_bam wrote: My favourite? A small bird, sedated, then sealed alive, close to the bird it won't be able to move.

The bird then struggles to get out. break open at the table
Funny, but just by using the delete key, that meal has turned into Eddies perfect night in.

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Post by bam_bam » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:47 pm

Fcuk it, with your magic deleting, Mike, I wanna hang out with Eddie now.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:50 pm

Looool. Ok Mike you got me there. I do like a small bird. Remember I'm Chinese and we have small willies. :shock:
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:01 pm

bam_bam wrote:Fcuk it, with your magic deleting, Mike, I wanna hang out with Eddie now.
I'd be no use to you bam. By all accounts ( from what chunk says) I'd never touch the sides of your humongous hole hole hole.
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Post by bam_bam » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:51 pm

That's ok, what are your wrist measurements?
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Mr Footlong » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:20 pm

bam_bam wrote:Yeah most of them are done through sound. My fave is the case fan RPM. Once compromised, the hack then transmits binary via CPU or case fan speed, something like 1000RPM for 1 and 1600RPM for 0. Personally I think 1000 to 1600 case fan RPM is crazy loud, I could imagine Stretch would hit the roof over something that loud too.
Pretty sure all my fans run at around only 700 rpm or so, as you say, meh nah do loud pc ting an dat.
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As for all that hacking malarkey, that was mostly over my head too Chunk, life is too short these days for me to be even remotely cerebral anymore, so i just cope with being humbled by my mental superiors with ever increasing frequency.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:43 pm

bam_bam wrote:That's ok, what are your wrist measurements?
Wrists? Nah. I was thinking using my head mate. Ps with a crash hat on too.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:44 pm

Those are nice pictures on your wall Foot. :biggrin2:
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Surrey Sam » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:32 am

Wholey sheet!

Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:56 am

Surrey Sam wrote:Wholey sheet!

Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
How do you know I don't have something that drinks petrol??
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Surrey Sam » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:04 am

Eddie555 wrote:
Surrey Sam wrote:Wholey sheet!

Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
How do you know I don't have something that drinks petrol??
Go on...surprise me.

Lawn mowers don't count BTW.
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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by Mr Footlong » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:48 am

Eddie555 wrote:Those are nice pictures on your wall Foot. :biggrin2:
Thanks, i got bored one day and decided why not slap two strange looking boxes in the wall in my office as all the kewl kids must surely be doing it? :shock:
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"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm

Gone:
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats, uprated fuel pumps, race plugs, 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Min post count before creating a classified ad

Post by chunky79 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:26 am

bam_bam wrote:Yeah, ask me about cooking. I got my chef's certificate while I was studying at uni.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.

The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
I didn't see anyone say ''Tell me about cooking, bum_bum''. Shut up.
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