DamnSurrey Sam wrote:Go on...surprise me.Eddie555 wrote:How do you know I don't have something that drinks petrol??Surrey Sam wrote:Wholey sheet!
Some people need to get out and drive their cars more. Except for Eddie, as dervs don't actually count as cars.
Lawn mowers don't count BTW.
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Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Someone ask me about Chunk's mum...chunky79 wrote:I didn't see anyone say ''Tell me about cooking, bum_bum''. Shut up.bam_bam wrote:Yeah, ask me about cooking. I got my chef's certificate while I was studying at uni.
My favourite dish? A quail or smaller eating bird, sedated, plucked, then sealed alive in two very carefully made clay semi-spheres. You can't make the clay halves too big or they won't get hot enough, too close to the bird and it won't be able to move. The clay needs to be thin enough to bisque the inside too, very tricky.
The bird then struggles to get out creating its own oven, its energy creating heat and cooking itself perfectly. Serve still sealed and break open at the table, compliment the dish with a dendelion greens salad.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Does her anus require minimum wrist girth for friction to occur?
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It's user controlled, you offset the slack by inserting one of her custom dildos in the second hole. She travels everywhere with these custom dildos, she's got one of those fancy Pelican cases with foam inserts.doodlebug wrote:Does her anus require minimum wrist girth for friction to occur?
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Wouldnt it be more convenient to skip all the different sizes and just go for a can of expanding foam.bam_bam wrote:It's user controlled, you offset the slack by inserting one of her custom dildos in the second hole. She travels everywhere with these custom dildos, she's got one of those fancy Pelican cases with foam inserts.doodlebug wrote:Does her anus require minimum wrist girth for friction to occur?
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Surely that's a one way trip? No fun in that.
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She's tried that but it's not easily reusable, besides, her kegals are far too strong and crush the foam. The solid titanium dildos are the only things that have stood up to the abuse. Even then she's on her second set, the previous set lost the outer covering due to etching from bodily fluids.Eddie555 wrote:Wouldnt it be more convenient to skip all the different sizes and just go for a can of expanding foam.bam_bam wrote:It's user controlled, you offset the slack by inserting one of her custom dildos in the second hole. She travels everywhere with these custom dildos, she's got one of those fancy Pelican cases with foam inserts.doodlebug wrote:Does her anus require minimum wrist girth for friction to occur?
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Phail, foam isn't hygienic. Plasti-dip all the way, Shopp has been able to buy another house from the commission.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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doodlebug wrote:Does her anus require minimum wrist girth for friction to occur?
Why?, why did you have to ask?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Because the thread was getting too off-topic.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Back on topic time.
I've been on this forum for a while and contributed quite a bit so time to help someone out and do a classified ad for them.
For sale. Superior quality Titanium Dildos
I am advertising these on behalf of a friend of mine (bam_bam) so all questions regarding them will need to be directed at him which I'm sure he will answer with great detail and pleasure.
He tells me that it is with a very heavy stone heart and is very reluctant to sell this collector's edition of shine titanium dildos.
They are in a custom made foam lined box. 6 dildos in total ranging from 5-10inch circumference. Also included are 6 unused tubes of KY jelly as previous owner liked a better lube ( bam used 5-30 watt fully synthetic Castro edge)
They have in total covered 20,000 vigorous strokes but generally in not too bad a condition. In fact the 5 and 6 inch units have hardly been used at all due to them being relatively small for bam. The 7 inch unit was used as his favored warm up unit achieving enough stretch to sometimes go straight up to 10.
As 10 was the most used to gain the pleasure required there are a few minor blemishes to the surface of titanium. This occurred on an occasion when there was a bit of grit incorporated in his cling-on's due to having road kill deer for dinner the night before.
A general middle spec detail using G-tec products will bring these back to as new.
Open to any stupid offer as space needed.
No px or swap due to disgusting hygiene reasons.
Scratch and sniff test recommended.
Test use them all you like but no insurance will be given.
Pm bam_bam for any further questions.
I've been on this forum for a while and contributed quite a bit so time to help someone out and do a classified ad for them.
For sale. Superior quality Titanium Dildos
I am advertising these on behalf of a friend of mine (bam_bam) so all questions regarding them will need to be directed at him which I'm sure he will answer with great detail and pleasure.
He tells me that it is with a very heavy stone heart and is very reluctant to sell this collector's edition of shine titanium dildos.
They are in a custom made foam lined box. 6 dildos in total ranging from 5-10inch circumference. Also included are 6 unused tubes of KY jelly as previous owner liked a better lube ( bam used 5-30 watt fully synthetic Castro edge)
They have in total covered 20,000 vigorous strokes but generally in not too bad a condition. In fact the 5 and 6 inch units have hardly been used at all due to them being relatively small for bam. The 7 inch unit was used as his favored warm up unit achieving enough stretch to sometimes go straight up to 10.
As 10 was the most used to gain the pleasure required there are a few minor blemishes to the surface of titanium. This occurred on an occasion when there was a bit of grit incorporated in his cling-on's due to having road kill deer for dinner the night before.
A general middle spec detail using G-tec products will bring these back to as new.
Open to any stupid offer as space needed.
No px or swap due to disgusting hygiene reasons.
Scratch and sniff test recommended.
Test use them all you like but no insurance will be given.
Pm bam_bam for any further questions.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Jee-sus you know a LOT about these dildos! Tis true, I am selling these, it's to recoup monies lost when the main star pulled out of an appearance I'd booked her for. It was going to be the largest dogging event ever staged, you know the one, in a well known truck lay-by on the A1M.
Anyways, she shows up with all her kit, looking great, then says she can't do it anymore, she's in love with me and wants to go steady. I say it ain't gunna happen so she storms out, leaving the prized dildos.
PM me with any questions but no test drives without a very large deposit, wives or girlfriends should cover it.
Hurry up with any offers, first to be penetrated will buy. I'll be putting these on e-bay next week.
Dildos are on V-didlo CAT C.
Anyways, she shows up with all her kit, looking great, then says she can't do it anymore, she's in love with me and wants to go steady. I say it ain't gunna happen so she storms out, leaving the prized dildos.
PM me with any questions but no test drives without a very large deposit, wives or girlfriends should cover it.
Hurry up with any offers, first to be penetrated will buy. I'll be putting these on e-bay next week.
Dildos are on V-didlo CAT C.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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bam_bam wrote: no test drives without a very large deposit
FREAK
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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