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Does anyone have a contact for Phil at all please? Amar can't log on and I can't send a pm due to the error. If someone could let him know that Amars account is playing up that would be brilliant thanks.

Message sent

"There's a thread for your attention buddy Amar is struggling to log on can you look into please.

Cheers buddy."

Already sexted him and then followed up with a call, wished I hadn't. He's aware but is super busy at the moment, something about zippers stuck on the gimp suit or something like that. It was hard to understand as the phone was muffled and there was a lot chains rattling and whips cracking. I swear I could hear Chunky's mum in the background saying "no, I own them now and I'm keeping them in my purse". I've had stranger calls that I didn't masturbate to.

bam_bam wrote:Already sexted him and then followed up with a call, wished I hadn't. He's aware but is super busy at the moment, something about zippers stuck on the gimp suit or something like that. It was hard to understand as the phone was muffled and there was a lot chains rattling and whips cracking. I swear I could hear Chunky's mum in the background saying "no, I own them now and I'm keeping them in my purse". I've had stranger calls that I didn't masturbate to.

No feckin secrets with you around!!

bam_bam wrote:Already sexted him and then followed up with a call, wished I hadn't. He's aware but is super busy at the moment, something about zippers stuck on the gimp suit or something like that. It was hard to understand as the phone was muffled and there was a lot chains rattling and whips cracking. I swear I could hear Chunky's mum in the background saying "no, I own them now and I'm keeping them in my purse". I've had stranger calls that I didn't masturbate to.

I sent my mom over to MrT's house to get the tax disc holders and this is what happens.
I bet you web cam'd him didn't you!

PhilT wrote:

bam_bam wrote:Already sexted him and then followed up with a call, wished I hadn't. He's aware but is super busy at the moment, something about zippers stuck on the gimp suit or something like that. It was hard to understand as the phone was muffled and there was a lot chains rattling and whips cracking. I swear I could hear Chunky's mum in the background saying "no, I own them now and I'm keeping them in my purse". I've had stranger calls that I didn't masturbate to.

No feckin secrets with you around!!

Language MrT.

chunky79 wrote:I sent my mom over to MrT's house to get the tax disc holders and this is what happens.
I bet you web cam'd him didn't you!

Oh "tax disc", I thought she said she said she was sent round to take dick. No one called Richard here

Glad you heard me right at ADI! Might be nobody called Richard but definitely Penus

Thanks darlings. This is my new username. Tax disc holders? My BMW dealer gave me one when mine got crumpled. Doesn't look right in the '6, but it'll do. I've got a better relationship with them looking after my six than I do with Audi. They cover my £1k insurance excess and are doing me a wheel refurb next week.

Mr V10 wrote:Thanks darlings. This is my new username. Tax disc holders? My BMW dealer gave me one when mine got crumpled. Doesn't look right in the '6, but it'll do. I've got a better relationship with them looking after my six than I do with Audi. They cover my £1k insurance excess and are doing me a wheel refurb next week.

Yeah but now your indicators have been disconnected...

And the drivers seat is horizontal.

BMW Looking after your Audi? What? BMW Take Dick holder in your Audi? What the actual <beep>??? You are a bizarre man Jacko!

It's about as daft as you wanting to bring the Scoob to a VAG trackday. Don't act so surprised, you've met me, know what I'm like... I don't hide my Wackoness, I embrace it.

I'm touched that Bam and the old Chunkster and Noyjatat were so efficient in requesting my account be re-activated.

And thanks everyone for wishing me a 'Happy new username'.

You're all cnuts.

bam_bam wrote:Already sexted him and then followed up with a call, wished I hadn't. He's aware but is super busy at the moment, something about zippers stuck on the gimp suit or something like that. It was hard to understand as the phone was muffled and there was a lot chains rattling and whips cracking. I swear I could hear Chunky's mum in the background saying "no, I own them now and I'm keeping them in my purse". I've had stranger calls that I didn't masturbate to.

Genuine lol

Mr V10 wrote:It's about as daft as you wanting to bring the Scoob to a VAG trackday.

Not even close. I don't track cars that I care about and I couldn't care less about the japcrapmobile so ner.