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I'm too drunk to fill Chunky's mum's gum boot.

Most of my posts aren't making sense.

Those Rotiform wheels, will they fit/look ok on ours? Dont know the specs other then theyre 19 inch... https://i.ibb.co/N6xRYY4/IMG-20210525-135959.jpg Needs a tuck [emoji13] https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210525/a74cb600b37a369cc9f5f2c09aafe2f7.jpg Classic Golfather. I get this vision of Golf'...

Please be “Laying”. lol'd. Holy shat! Poosey pipe, it couldn't have been scripted better. I love it. Right, I'm off to do lady_bam up the Poosey pipe, I'm also gunna make her scream my name out as Steve, just as I hit my vinegar strokes too. All in honour of doing a good fucken deed for the C5 comm...

Shoppinit wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 16, 2021 8:46 pm

bam_bam wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 16, 2021 8:42 pm

I'm off to do lady_bam up the Poosey pipe, I'm also gunna make her scream my name out as Steve

Which one is Steve in this scenario? Ambiguous. Neither response would surprise me.

Does it matter, a bufkin pipe gets done up and Steve gets his name yelled in agony/pleasure.

The problem is; you're a <beep> for calling a bucket seat a wingback(s).

What’s your surname Steve? Please be “Laying”. lol'd. Holy shat! Poosey pipe, it couldn't have been scripted better. I love it. Right, I'm off to do lady_bam up the Poosey pipe, I'm also gunna make her scream my name out as Steve, just as I hit my vinegar strokes too. All in honour of doing a good ...

Get fu cked c unts and merry xmas. My only burning shame is not meeting Chunky's mum earlier in life and my self-loathing washes away when I masturbate, and that's why I'm always ripping the head off it. Anyways, why are there so many ads and banners on this site? So what's the rub, any interesting ...

Shoppinit wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm

Yeah. I was making a sexual innuendo, but maybe this place has cleaned up its act since I was last here...

Rest assured, I'll do my best to lower the tone.

A truly disgusting individual, you're the main reason I left.

sweegie wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:34 am

FOV

Ha!

Bam bam. Exactly. Origami master to get it back neatly stored. Gonna see if mine unclips as member suggested. Ps any gin and tonic left Pps love the photo of the see thro bonnet. Ppps thought you might have gone for chunky79 motor. I understand you are good mates. I'm not really good mates with Chu...

The 'loon had the ski load through bag. I recommend not using it though, you need to be an origami master to get the bag back in situ.

Shoppinit wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:04 pm

I’ve now got an indelible image of you smashing fish with skis.

I just spat gin & tonic on myself.

FaisalJ wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:41 pm

FON

A nazi - but not of the “grammar” variety, I see. So what’s your nazi niche?

His niche is/are bottoms...

Rule 26. *you're. If you have to tell people that you're misunderstood, it kinda takes the edge off it. That's kinda like explaining a joke before you've actually fu c ke d up the telling of the joke. You're not a joke, are you? I digress. My point is; I just don't think "misunderstanding" is an ex...

Rule 26. *you're. If you have to tell people that you're misunderstood, it kinda takes the edge off it. That's kinda like explaining a joke before you've actually fu c ke d up the telling of the joke. You're not a joke, are you? I digress. My point is; I just don't think "misunderstanding" is an exp...