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by bam_bam
Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:35 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: C5 RS6 Avant avus
Replies: 41
Views: 3538

Re: C5 RS6 Avant avus

Get fu cked c unts and merry xmas. My only burning shame is not meeting Chunky's mum earlier in life and my self-loathing washes away when I masturbate, and that's why I'm always ripping the head off it. Anyways, why are there so many ads and banners on this site? So what's the rub, any interesting ...
by bam_bam
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: C5 RS6 Avant avus
Replies: 41
Views: 3538

Re: C5 RS6 Avant avus

Shoppinit wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm
Yeah. I was making a sexual innuendo, but maybe this place has cleaned up its act since I was last here... Image

Rest assured, I'll do my best to lower the tone.
A truly disgusting individual, you're the main reason I left.
by bam_bam
Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:38 pm
Forum: Welcome Area
Topic: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 6296

Re: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler

sweegie wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:34 am
FOV
Ha!
by bam_bam
Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:36 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Cool hidden tech
Replies: 16
Views: 1654

Re: Cool hidden tech

Bam bam. Exactly. Origami master to get it back neatly stored. Gonna see if mine unclips as member suggested. Ps any gin and tonic left Pps love the photo of the see thro bonnet. Ppps thought you might have gone for chunky79 motor. I understand you are good mates. I'm not really good mates with Chu...
by bam_bam
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:19 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Cool hidden tech
Replies: 16
Views: 1654

Re: Cool hidden tech

The 'loon had the ski load through bag. I recommend not using it though, you need to be an origami master to get the bag back in situ.
by bam_bam
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:15 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Cool hidden tech
Replies: 16
Views: 1654

Re: Cool hidden tech

Shoppinit wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:04 pm
I’ve now got an indelible image of you smashing fish with skis.
I just spat gin & tonic on myself.
by bam_bam
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:10 pm
Forum: Welcome Area
Topic: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 6296

Re: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler

FaisalJ wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:41 pm
FON

A nazi - but not of the “grammar” variety, I see. So what’s your nazi niche?
His niche is/are bottoms...
by bam_bam
Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:50 pm
Forum: Welcome Area
Topic: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 6296

Re: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler

Rule 26. *you're. If you have to tell people that you're misunderstood, it kinda takes the edge off it. That's kinda like explaining a joke before you've actually fu c ke d up the telling of the joke. You're not a joke, are you? I digress. My point is; I just don't think "misunderstanding" is an ex...
by bam_bam
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:19 am
Forum: Welcome Area
Topic: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler
Replies: 28
Views: 6296

Re: Hi I’m New Here..........The Name`s Hitler..Eddie Hitler

Rule 26. *you're. If you have to tell people that you're misunderstood, it kinda takes the edge off it. That's kinda like explaining a joke before you've actually fu c ke d up the telling of the joke. You're not a joke, are you? I digress. My point is; I just don't think "misunderstanding" is an exp...
by bam_bam
Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:56 am
Forum: Parts
Topic: C6 RS6 20" Speedlines, C5 RS6 bonnet, Cupra splitter to fit C5 RS6
Replies: 4
Views: 1615

Re: C6 RS6 20" Speedlines, C5 RS6 bonnet, Cupra splitter to fit C5 RS6

Golfather wrote:
Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:03 am
chunky79 wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:33 pm
Shame the bonnet mod never happened.
Was he trying to put double glazing in it?

Image
That is some high-level autism right there.
by bam_bam
Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:54 pm
Forum: Parts
Topic: C6 RS6 20" Speedlines, C5 RS6 bonnet, Cupra splitter to fit C5 RS6
Replies: 4
Views: 1615

C6 RS6 20" Speedlines, C5 RS6 bonnet, Cupra splitter to fit C5 RS6

Time for a tidy up at home and a clear out of left-over bits from my RS6. I have: A set of C6 RS6 "Peelers" 20xj9.5ET36 - £700 A C5 RS6 bonnet (latch included) in mug blue - £200 A Cupra splitter to fit the C5 RS6 - £20 Tarox racing pads (brand new unused these cost me £400 new) to fit C6 RS6 Brembo...
by bam_bam
Tue May 12, 2020 8:50 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: C5 RS6
Replies: 63
Views: 18890

Re: C5 RS6

I couldn't bring myself to ruin a 3rd RS6.

It is a stunning example, even if it is dog helmet red.

GLWS ya cunt.
by bam_bam
Tue May 12, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: R8 Coupé / Spyder (Typ 42) 2007-
Topic: light and strong Audi R8 V8
Replies: 509
Views: 97883

Re: light and strong Audi R8 V8

I'm weaker and heavier after this lockdown nonsense.
by bam_bam
Sun May 10, 2020 8:04 am
Forum: R8 Coupé / Spyder (Typ 42) 2007-
Topic: light and strong Audi R8 V8
Replies: 509
Views: 97883

Re: light and strong Audi R8 V8

This is fun for you, Tom?! You must be a hoot at parties...
by bam_bam
Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 Plus (C6 Typ 4F) 2008-2010
Topic: Production Model V10 Twin Turbo
Replies: 9
Views: 1532

Re: Production Model V10 Twin Turbo

By fuck, you're fucking boring.

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