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by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:14 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Nice look, any takers?
Replies: 19
Views: 1100

Re: Nice look, any takers?

Shoppinit wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:04 pm
bam_bam wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:49 pm
ad noseam
Noice.
Well fcuk, someone noticed.
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:12 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6
Replies: 29
Views: 531

Re: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6

^This. This needs recording the sh1t out of.
Just work some alu sheet under the tyres, it needn't be to much (unless they're flat), spit on (lube) the carpet first, then give a good yank. .
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Nice look, any takers?
Replies: 19
Views: 1100

Re: Nice look, any takers?

Anyone that thinks this looks good needs to be beaten with heavy blunt object until their IQ increases. This 'upgrade' has been discussed on here ad noseam, it's awfully fucken awful, full-stop.
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:44 pm
Forum: RS6 (C7 Typ 4G) 2013-
Topic: Big turbos anyone?
Replies: 13
Views: 423

Re: Big turbos anyone?

Tadass910 wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:41 pm
bam_bam wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:57 pm
Paulm wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:03 pm
Very good price for around 850bhp??

http://www.turbo-upgrade.com/produse/jh ... tfsi/2157/
Buying big turbos from the Russians... nope.
Russians do bigger turbos?
I don't know but the ones posted by the OP are Russian, aren't they?
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: General Car Chat
Topic: In or Out...?
Replies: 230
Views: 9738

Re: In or Out...?

No deal? Just drop the Corp tax to 12.5%.
This chaos is great for business.
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: Hella Flush Stance Lowering Kit
Replies: 5
Views: 122

Re: Hella Flush Stance Lowering Kit

Comedy gold! https://store.034motorsport.com/hella-flush-stance-lowering-kit.html ...and this is demonstrated in the perfect colour. It sums up those Noggytards perfectly "what do you buy a man that has attained greatness with his car colour selection?" Well fcuk! Get him the Hella Flush Stance kit...
by bam_bam
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: RS4 (B8 Typ 8K) 2012-2016
Topic: Recaro wingback weird one
Replies: 9
Views: 458

Re: Recaro wingback weird one

Fucken Wingbacks again, seriously, where has this term come from?! It sounds like something overheard by a chav millennial telling a Dutch Dubber, that the stolen seats in his mk4 Golf with broken suspension look "on-fleak". It is fucken autistic, stop saying it.
by bam_bam
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6
Replies: 29
Views: 531

Re: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6

Ben_r1 wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:43 pm
...as I’ll need to source one seeing as mines locked in the car!
Ha. Another problem.
What was that movie The Martian? Matt Damon's character says "If you solve enough problems, you get to come home".
That sounds like "Life with an RS6, you solve enough problems, you get to drive it/keep it".
by bam_bam
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6
Replies: 29
Views: 531

Re: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6

To clarify I climb over to the passenger side and exit through there before locking the car with the fob. The battery must be dead as a door nail as throwing the lock in the boot manually doesn’t work the central locking. If I manage to access the boot where are the jump points? I’ve also considere...
by bam_bam
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:20 pm
Forum: General Car Chat
Topic: Monstrosity of the week award!
Replies: 265
Views: 16058

Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Just wow.
by bam_bam
Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:08 pm
Forum: RS6 / RS6 plus (C5 Typ 4B) 2002-2004
Topic: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6
Replies: 29
Views: 531

Re: Back after a long break, locked out the RS6

Hi all. I know I’m not exactly well known around here but I’ve been absent for the past 3 months due to breaking some bones in my right hand and having been stuck in a cast. Motivation for motoring stopped and even typing became a chore so I’ve had a little break from cars and the net. But now I’m ...
by bam_bam
Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:06 pm
Forum: Audi Tuning and Modifications
Topic: Definition of a mod (in the eyes of the insurance co)
Replies: 13
Views: 299

Re: Definition of a mod (in the eyes of the insurance co)

I've got a C5 RS6 with C6 RS6 wheels, they saw this as a mod (OEM+). Don't matter, it's a mod. Even the CS Sportster seats and TTS flat-bottom steering wheel are listed mods.
by bam_bam
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: RS4 (B9 Typ 8W) 2017-
Topic: C7 RS6 20s on B9 RS4
Replies: 8
Views: 201

Re: C7 RS6 20s on B9 RS4

That's a lot of fucken silver!
by bam_bam
Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:44 pm
Forum: Readers' Rides
Topic: Kevs rs6
Replies: 3
Views: 127

Re: Kevs rs6

Nope.

But as long as you love 'em...
by bam_bam
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 am
Forum: Site News, Issues, and Suggestions
Topic: Smilies
Replies: 17
Views: 442

Re: Smilies

Covkiller wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:43 am
:dung:
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