Bad day

[bam_bam]

You’ve met me face to face Ilya. You know I’m a mad China man. “Never fcuk with a China man” cause even a little Jet Lee or Jackie Chan will give you a severe ass whooping.

Ilya has met both of us face to face so he's probably best placed to call the odds.

I might want to remind you at this point that Chinese people will eat anything!! So be prepared to have parts of you bitten off.

As long as you leave an 8inch stump, the missus will still be happy.

[Eddie555]

I was thinking more on the lines of your nose and ears.

[MrHilario]

I was thinking more on the lines of your nose and ears.

You can bite some of my nose off any day, would be doing me a favour, it's f*cking massive!

[Eddie555]

I was thinking more on the lines of your nose and ears.

You can bite some of my nose off any day, would be doing me a favour, it's f*cking massive!

I bet your missus loves you sticking your nose in her business.

[MrHilario]

I bet your missus loves you sticking your nose in her business.

Hahaha, I'm not sure what end she enjoys more to be fair!

[pule333]

Lol... fight fight


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You’ve met me face to face Ilya. You know I’m a mad China man. “Never fcuk with a China man” cause even a little Jet Lee or Jackie Chan will give you a severe ass whooping.

Ilya has met both of us face to face so he's probably best placed to call the odds.

sorry Eddie, unless you know how to use chopsticks as throwing knifes, I put a fiver on Bam


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[Eddie555]

You’ve met me face to face Ilya. You know I’m a mad China man. “Never fcuk with a China man” cause even a little Jet Lee or Jackie Chan will give you a severe ass whooping.

Ilya has met both of us face to face so he's probably best placed to call the odds.

sorry Eddie, unless you know how to use chopsticks as throwing knifes, I put a fiver on Bam


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Oh no! Fcuk chopsticks. Sounds like I’m gonna have to beat him really hard with a giant keyboard then just like a proper warrior.

[Surrey Sam]

sorry Eddie, unless you know how to use chopsticks as throwing knifes, I put a fiver on Bam

Oh no! Fcuk chopsticks. Sounds like I’m gonna have to beast him really hard with a giant keyboard then, just like a proper whore.

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[I want to fight]

Did anyone report that dude to Audi for attempting to defraud them?

[stevo55]

‘I want to fight’?! There are some choice user names popping up in here....you’re in the right thread for that sort of caper though and there’s an angry man oop north who’ll take you up on your kind offer


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[bam_bam]

Did anyone report that dude to Audi for attempting to defraud them?

Fcuk off n00b.
Rule 1.

[I want to fight]

Did anyone report that dude to Audi for attempting to defraud them?

Fcuk off n00b.
Rule 1.

That's nice. I won't say the same thing back because you're that hard bloke.

[dougle_turbo]

Did anyone report that dude to Audi for attempting to defraud them?

Fcuk off n00b.
Rule 1.

That's nice. I won't say the same thing back because you're that hard bloke.

[stevo55]

Let’s recap on the thread so far:









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[dougle_turbo]

Let’s recap on the thread so far:









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