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Oooooh, get the keyboard warrior offering fights on a forum.... 

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Didn’t see anyone offer a fight specifically? More about calling people out and see if they will back up what they say face to face as they suggest they would!DC7 wrote:Oooooh, get the keyboard warrior offering fights on a forum....
I’m a lover not a fighter unless like most men (with balls) are required to do so.
The question is, can the educated forum member with a name like “bam bam” do what he says he will do.
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Just the kind of answer everyone expected.
There's aways army/bouncer/security history. There's always I've got money. There's always school of life education. You're amazing in your predictability, well done.
Anyways, best of luck supporting fraudsters trying to get Audi to put right something they're responsible for. Meanwhile, I'm glad my opinions are laughed at, that's the point, I don't care what anyone thinks... and it's the Internet.
I'll be doing a collection in Warrington between now and the new year, that'll put me in a right mood and somewhere around where you are. But if that doesn't suit, you can always come to Lundun. PM the sh1t out of me.
There's aways army/bouncer/security history. There's always I've got money. There's always school of life education. You're amazing in your predictability, well done.
Anyways, best of luck supporting fraudsters trying to get Audi to put right something they're responsible for. Meanwhile, I'm glad my opinions are laughed at, that's the point, I don't care what anyone thinks... and it's the Internet.
I'll be doing a collection in Warrington between now and the new year, that'll put me in a right mood and somewhere around where you are. But if that doesn't suit, you can always come to Lundun. PM the sh1t out of me.
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Great I’m off until jan, look forward to that! As I’ve said PM (24 hours notice would be great!) many thanks!bam_bam wrote:Just the kind of answer everyone expected.
There's aways army/bouncer/security history. There's always I've got money. There's always school of life education. You're amazing in your predictability, well done.
Anyways, best of luck supporting fraudsters trying to get Audi to put right something they're responsible for. Meanwhile, I'm glad my opinions are laughed at, that's the point, I don't care what anyone thinks... and it's the Internet.
I'll be doing a collection in Warrington between now and the new year, that'll put me in a right mood and somewhere around where you are. But if that doesn't suit, you can always come to Lundun. PM the sh1t out of me.
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See, you're all happen now aren't you, but why? Here's a little question for you; what are you going to do when I say all of those things to you, to your face?
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Who knows, life is like a box of chocolatesbam_bam wrote:See, you're all happen now aren't you, but why? Here's a little question for you; what are you going to do when I say all of those things to you, to your face?

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Back on topic as I’ve run out of popcorn.
@joinery.
The question you’ve asked on PH I can answer for you.
I know for sure that since April ( might have been before but defo April ) every time any Audi going into the Audi workshop regardless of model or work involved the car is hooked up to the computers and linked straight to Audi HQ. All data is compared with previous stored data of each car and any discrepancies flag TD1. My dealer would previously bend over double for me but his hands are tided nowadays due to this process. I was going to map my SQ5 in May just after a service but after he told me that I gave it a miss. So basically you haven’t got a leg to stand on. Plus it’s a bit naughty you even attempted to blag them. Pay to play bro!
@joinery.
The question you’ve asked on PH I can answer for you.
I know for sure that since April ( might have been before but defo April ) every time any Audi going into the Audi workshop regardless of model or work involved the car is hooked up to the computers and linked straight to Audi HQ. All data is compared with previous stored data of each car and any discrepancies flag TD1. My dealer would previously bend over double for me but his hands are tided nowadays due to this process. I was going to map my SQ5 in May just after a service but after he told me that I gave it a miss. So basically you haven’t got a leg to stand on. Plus it’s a bit naughty you even attempted to blag them. Pay to play bro!
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Re: Bad day
Oh a cliché, no thoughts of your own? Dull.Mattmeyler19 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:00 amWho knows, life is like a box of chocolatesbam_bam wrote:See, you're all happen now aren't you, but why? Here's a little question for you; what are you going to do when I say all of those things to you, to your face?![]()
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Something else you can tell me to my face big guy bam bam!! I genuinely cannot wait for this uneducated vs the educated meet!bam_bam wrote:Oh a cliché, no thoughts of your own? Dull.Mattmeyler19 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:00 amWho knows, life is like a box of chocolatesbam_bam wrote:See, you're all happen now aren't you, but why? Here's a little question for you; what are you going to do when I say all of those things to you, to your face?![]()
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Who said I was educated?! I merely pointed out that you were unintelligent, and you proved it... by amongst other things, using a cliché.Mattmeyler19 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:12 amSomething else you can tell me to my face big guy bam bam!! I genuinely cannot wait for this uneducated vs the educated meet!bam_bam wrote:Oh a cliché, no thoughts of your own? Dull.
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You are hilarious! See you soon bam bambam_bam wrote:Who said I was educated?! I merely pointed out that you were unintelligent, and you proved it... by amongst other things, using a cliché.Mattmeyler19 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:12 amSomething else you can tell me to my face big guy bam bam!! I genuinely cannot wait for this uneducated vs the educated meet!bam_bam wrote: Oh a cliché, no thoughts of your own? Dull.
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Why thank you, I look forward to it.
The question still remains; what do YOU do when someone expresses their opinion to you, to your face? Only a true moron would leave that one go unanswered.
The question still remains; what do YOU do when someone expresses their opinion to you, to your face? Only a true moron would leave that one go unanswered.
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Well said. This used to actually be something I used to deal with in my old job! Only the other day I was shown another example of this - R35 GTR insured with some cheapie price comparison website sourced insurance company, who declined to cover the whole claim because the policy limit wasn't high enough. Approx fortnight later, customer takes a fresh policy out with a 'significantly higher regarded insurer' (probably best I don't post which one, I'm 99% sure I remember which it was). To be fair they waited a while before trying to claim for said pre-existing damage.... but it was still spotted and flagged.Surrey Sam wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:35 pmPersonally I don't like people who try to cheat Insurance/Warranty, as that increases the cost to people like myself who maintain things to the manufacturer requirements. You chose to remap the car and now it has gone pop, that was your choice. So the only tool around here is the questionable one you decided to remap the car with.
On more than one occasion have I seen customers own photographs of damage... car sat on a dealers forecourt with a 'SOLD' sign in the windscreen. I mean, could you make it ANY more obvious the damage was already there before you acquired the vehicle / commenced the insurance policy?? Some people quite frankly don't have a facking clue.
Independent car dealers do not help - telling customers to claim under their insurance for damage on a car they haven't even bought yet, and offering to reduce a second hand cars price by the [future] excess cost, in order to maximise their profit margin on the car rather than repair the damage properly themselves, despite knowing full well is insurance fraud!
Companies have whole teams dedicated to social media nowadays, to pick up fraud and this kind of stuff. They cannot afford not to! It pays for itself. Many have forum presence, all will read forums. Hi Emma if you are reading this lol
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Bad day
I was going to say as much. Audi UK have been known here and certainly on PH. There’s not going to be any wool pulling on this one. Clear as day you had the car mapped and are now attempting to defraud Audi. Go to another dealer, it won’t matter, details already logged against the car. Your claim is with your Revo agent and/or Revo.
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If nothing else - this thread ought to be a wake up call for anyone thinking of mapping a C7! £40k if it goes wrong!?
I feel for Mr Joinery, I really do - but doubling down on the problem by trying to commit fraud with Audi is not the answer. You need to try to build some evidence that the map caused the failure and take this up with revo.
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I feel for Mr Joinery, I really do - but doubling down on the problem by trying to commit fraud with Audi is not the answer. You need to try to build some evidence that the map caused the failure and take this up with revo.
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