Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by Surrey Sam » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:19 pm

She loves a good bitcoin in her slot, makes her eyes light right up.
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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by Eddie555 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:49 pm

Surrey Sam wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:19 pm
 She loves a good bitcoin in her slot, makes her eyes light right up.
And you know this! Because??
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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by Surrey Sam » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:57 pm

Next biggest thing.
Sepang Blue B8 RS4, MY14, All option packs, B&O, Adv Key, Adapt Cruise, Pan Roof, Akrapovic Titanium Exhaust, + more.
Previous - Sprint Blue B7 RS4 Avant, Ceramics, Sunroof, SS+, Buckets, FBSW, Bluetooth, 2010+ RNSe
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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by bam_bam » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:43 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:49 pm
Surrey Sam wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:19 pm
 She loves a good bitcoin in her slot, makes her eyes light right up.
And you know this! Because??
It's the only thing around that's expanding big enough to satisfy her.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by Eddie555 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:27 pm

You guys. Assumption is the mother of all fuckups. I’ve already customised a lorry suspension air bag to expand her assole and if I go any bigger I’ll have to get her a hip replacement.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Re: Fancy a chuckle - read this advert

Post by MrHilario » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:48 am

Slightly worried now, lol
Real name: Simon, or Si, don't mind either

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